This is how they cut my pizza when I got home to eat it with my family.
by Filthy76
12 Comments
kaybeanz69
Clearly they were hung over…..stoners do it better…
BeefWellingtonSpeedo
I stand by this indictment, but some of the best pizzas sometimes can be the ugliest…
!🍕🫲🏻👮🏻♀️✋🏻🍕?
Competitive_Use_6351
Probably fuckin nodding off while cutting the pizza
Some_Nibblonian
Blows my mind how many times the same problem gets posted yet people continue to order form this shitbox. It’s not even pizza, that is not cheese. You ordered shit, you got shit, what’s your problem?
Jodies-9-inch-leg
LowestFormofFlattery
I’ve seen videos where this is the exact cut you get when the delivery guy steals a slice.
Big_Not_Good
That’s bad even for them. I used to work next to one and ate it all the time and it was never *that* bad. You’d never see the same employee twice but at least the pizza was consistently slightly under cooked.
I’m so sorry this crime was committed against you. The pro tip is to ask them to make you a fresh one. It’s worth the 10 minutes.
co1lectivechaos
So as someone who cuts pizzas as most of my job, it’s not hard at all to get the pieces cut at least somewhat evenly
Unless it’s an XL, getting those even can be tricky
Soup_Sensitive
I’d fuck it up.
nuttmegx
the slices do not match up to the split=pepperoni on the other side of the cut, this was consolidated and pieced together from two open boxes of pepperoni it looks like
FleshyPartOfThePin
At least it wasn’t cut “New Haven” style. Fuck them.
Briianz
That is so bad, that I’m kind of impressed. Doing something like that requires skill.
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Clearly they were hung over…..stoners do it better…
I stand by this indictment, but some of the best pizzas sometimes can be the ugliest…
!🍕🫲🏻👮🏻♀️✋🏻🍕?
Probably fuckin nodding off while cutting the pizza
Blows my mind how many times the same problem gets posted yet people continue to order form this shitbox. It’s not even pizza, that is not cheese. You ordered shit, you got shit, what’s your problem?
I’ve seen videos where this is the exact cut you get when the delivery guy steals a slice.
That’s bad even for them. I used to work next to one and ate it all the time and it was never *that* bad. You’d never see the same employee twice but at least the pizza was consistently slightly under cooked.
I’m so sorry this crime was committed against you. The pro tip is to ask them to make you a fresh one. It’s worth the 10 minutes.
So as someone who cuts pizzas as most of my job, it’s not hard at all to get the pieces cut at least somewhat evenly
Unless it’s an XL, getting those even can be tricky
I’d fuck it up.
the slices do not match up to the split=pepperoni on the other side of the cut, this was consolidated and pieced together from two open boxes of pepperoni it looks like
At least it wasn’t cut “New Haven” style. Fuck them.
That is so bad, that I’m kind of impressed. Doing something like that requires skill.