the "crime" is mashed potatoes on pizza in case it's not clear in the photo.
by EyeSimp4Asuka
16 Comments
TimpanogosSlim
Was there gravy on it?
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Arrested
Low_Wall_7828
There was this pizza place that put mashed potatoes, fried chicken and red eye gravy on a pizza. I think they called it the Colonel. However, it wasn’t a shitty pizza from LC which is the real crime.
ObiWan_Cannoli_
Mashed potato pizza is fire
RockinRhombus
I’d say it’s a citation. Could probably use gravy to boost things
yellowit9
Id take a bite
dubdue
Probably a medal if he dipped it gravy as well 🎖
huhnick
Very thin layer of mashed potatoes, add a bit of cornstarch or flour to the gravy so it’s thicker and doesn’t slide off, and apply with a spoon, add corn and kfc chicken bites, Famous Bowl Pizza
AJ2698
Neither.
It’s not bad but its not good either lol
notaverysmartman
mashed potatoes aren’t even good on their own
pandabeef0836
I swiped 🙁
Ok_Dragonfruit_8568
hold on…you might be onto something there……
LordDeraj
There is a place nearby that makes mashed potato pizza, just cheese on top of mashed potatoes with I think sour cream. Don’t order it too often for obvious reasons
SoloDeath1
If a sober person did this? Arrested.
A stoner doing this? Let them go, this is mild compared to some stuff stoners do.
EntertainerOk2835
I bet that with a little more marinara and cheese would be one of the most heavenly foods known to man
16 Comments
Was there gravy on it?
Arrested
There was this pizza place that put mashed potatoes, fried chicken and red eye gravy on a pizza. I think they called it the Colonel. However, it wasn’t a shitty pizza from LC which is the real crime.
Mashed potato pizza is fire
I’d say it’s a citation. Could probably use gravy to boost things
Id take a bite
Probably a medal if he dipped it gravy as well 🎖
Very thin layer of mashed potatoes, add a bit of cornstarch or flour to the gravy so it’s thicker and doesn’t slide off, and apply with a spoon, add corn and kfc chicken bites, Famous Bowl Pizza
Neither.
It’s not bad but its not good either lol
mashed potatoes aren’t even good on their own
I swiped 🙁
hold on…you might be onto something there……
There is a place nearby that makes mashed potato pizza, just cheese on top of mashed potatoes with I think sour cream. Don’t order it too often for obvious reasons
If a sober person did this? Arrested.
A stoner doing this? Let them go, this is mild compared to some stuff stoners do.
I bet that with a little more marinara and cheese would be one of the most heavenly foods known to man
Anyone else thought there were two pics?