If it was a ‘dessert pizza’ with like chocolate syrup and fresh whipped cream and put on like a zeppole, then I could understand it. Not this, though.
Square-Bar-219
I would tell them they need to do special stuff to get that kinda pizza again. make them earn it. thats a travesty so it should have some real world work to get it!
I would enroll them in a park district cage match after school program immediately.
NewMoonlightavenger
Those are gateway toppings.
GoldenCyn
OP raising serial killers.
CrazyAboutEverything
It says a lot about your family relationship that they felt like they could ask, and that you actually let them try it ❤️❤️ it may be gross, but they got to try their idea 😂
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Where’s the nearest orphanage?
They have creativity, so I’d harness that ability! But that’s just me.
Nope, I love pineapple on pizza and I’d try strawberry too.
[Years ago I posted this strawbomination I saw at a pizza place near my old apartment](https://www.reddit.com/r/nyc/s/e1KsBKg0e4).
If it was a ‘dessert pizza’ with like chocolate syrup and fresh whipped cream and put on like a zeppole, then I could understand it. Not this, though.
I would tell them they need to do special stuff to get that kinda pizza again. make them earn it. thats a travesty so it should have some real world work to get it!
Pineapple = good
Strawberry = the great unknown
Buy the berry boy some books about sailing
Definitely get a paternity test
I’m not okay with this.
https://preview.redd.it/cgn8gxkdnnod1.jpeg?width=188&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee28d42bcff79b9f21f2da2c361c8d72eaf3c18f
Children don’t go to jail so this is fine.
I would enroll them in a park district cage match after school program immediately.
Those are gateway toppings.
OP raising serial killers.
It says a lot about your family relationship that they felt like they could ask, and that you actually let them try it ❤️❤️ it may be gross, but they got to try their idea 😂
There is still time to take them for adoption.
It’s not too late to nip this in the bud.
Your 3 & 5 year old are definitely smoking pot.