That’s some of the clumsiest tableside presentation I’ve ever seen with such an underwhelming looking final product.
kaybeanz69
I um if the crust didn’t look like that I would try it but…that looks nasty just because of the bread
Macloniss
This is the first time I looked at a pizza and thought to myself “what the fuck is this shit?”
Thin-Connection-4082
Get your fucking scissors away from my pizza
ChocolateB34R
In the name of the lord of all pizza. This is anathema before him.
Southern-Radio-4954
Yeah cool. Where pizza? What a shite.
FBVRer
Where the FUCK is marinara??!!!
Nu55ies
Ok this needs to be a lesson for everyone.
There are classic foods that have traditional ingredients and ways to make them. Why are they classic and traditional? Because they’re good. These are tried and tested methods of making something good, and they appeal to a lot of people, and have for many years.
Remember this before you decide to go off the beaten path and do some overly creative bullshit like you see above. You are actively fucking around with something that has been refined and perfected over centuries. I’m not saying it can’t be good, but being nothing other than flashy and unique is not a plus when you have thrown out the window all the basic principles that make the thing you are creating good.
This incidentally is why Gordan Ramsey [failed at making a grilled cheese sandwich](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E4cQHejFq0&t=220s). Even though the concept is simple, he didn’t grow up eating them, didn’t know what made them so great, and thought he could just throw whatever fancy bullshit at it and it would be better than whatever the white Midwesterners could come up with.
Me_ina_pink_skirt
Oh fuck no, it’s the hot breath pizza. Now they’re serving up hot breath pizza😱
JackhorseBowman
You guys remember that scene from Christmas Vacation where they cut the turkey?
Frunklin
If someone brought that monstrosity to my table I’d wait until they were finished doing whatever they were doing just to tell them to send it back.
Unlubricated_Penis
The person who created this may or may not be a serial killer.
Change the outer “shell” out with something akin to garlic bread so that instead of cutting it off you just hand a small rubber or something hammer so they break the shell into pieces and dip into marinara sauce as a dipper (think cheesy bread) before getting to the pizza and to make up for the bigger edges you just fill tf outta it with cheese
I got an anime-like image in my head for it so it might not be feasible irl
bigbearandy
So, steamed pizza is a regional thing. This is not how you make it, especially the crust fail.
dasic___
Bro wtf is that the crust looks like the consistency of brown paper towels.
slimkt
Atrocious. Both the song and whatever the hell this abomination is. It looks like that molded pulp they use for egg cartons or drink holders filled with chowder.
Digital--Sandwich
Bet you the diners took their Instagram photos and left
GreyBeardsStan
I’ve always wanted to try an elephant pus sack, pus included
Emo_Hobbit_Empress
Cheese served in soggy cardboard…yummy! 🤢
rottingpigcarcass
You couldn’t pay me
Depressudo7
thissomeotherplace
What the fuck is that
taylrgng
I would walk out as soon as I saw that shit
desrevermi
So the dome was made of dough, too?
Seems like a waste.
MrScottimus
thought it was a stone he was going to shape the dough on or something… wish it was
clogstomper
Eww
razorduc
Once again, I hate when someone makes something out of bread, and then I’m not served that bread as part of the dish.
KayakWalleye
My stomach hurts just looking at that. Can’t do it.
40 Comments
looks like it was wrapped in a potato skin
r/StupidFood
Repulsive
More like the garden sheer pizza.
That’s some of the clumsiest tableside presentation I’ve ever seen with such an underwhelming looking final product.
I um if the crust didn’t look like that I would try it but…that looks nasty just because of the bread
This is the first time I looked at a pizza and thought to myself “what the fuck is this shit?”
Get your fucking scissors away from my pizza
In the name of the lord of all pizza. This is anathema before him.
Yeah cool. Where pizza? What a shite.
Where the FUCK is marinara??!!!
Ok this needs to be a lesson for everyone.
There are classic foods that have traditional ingredients and ways to make them. Why are they classic and traditional? Because they’re good. These are tried and tested methods of making something good, and they appeal to a lot of people, and have for many years.
Remember this before you decide to go off the beaten path and do some overly creative bullshit like you see above. You are actively fucking around with something that has been refined and perfected over centuries. I’m not saying it can’t be good, but being nothing other than flashy and unique is not a plus when you have thrown out the window all the basic principles that make the thing you are creating good.
This incidentally is why Gordan Ramsey [failed at making a grilled cheese sandwich](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E4cQHejFq0&t=220s). Even though the concept is simple, he didn’t grow up eating them, didn’t know what made them so great, and thought he could just throw whatever fancy bullshit at it and it would be better than whatever the white Midwesterners could come up with.
Oh fuck no, it’s the hot breath pizza. Now they’re serving up hot breath pizza😱
You guys remember that scene from Christmas Vacation where they cut the turkey?
If someone brought that monstrosity to my table I’d wait until they were finished doing whatever they were doing just to tell them to send it back.
The person who created this may or may not be a serial killer.
Is the crust buckwheat?
That bomb is a dud.
What’s worse, the ‘pizza’ or the music?
[TIME TO DELIVER A PIZZA BALLLL!!](https://youtu.be/GxOkeLQohC0?si=mmpO2l4KuzsgdOTv)
Okay, hear me out
This but in the style as described:
Change the outer “shell” out with something akin to garlic bread so that instead of cutting it off you just hand a small rubber or something hammer so they break the shell into pieces and dip into marinara sauce as a dipper (think cheesy bread) before getting to the pizza and to make up for the bigger edges you just fill tf outta it with cheese
I got an anime-like image in my head for it so it might not be feasible irl
So, steamed pizza is a regional thing. This is not how you make it, especially the crust fail.
Bro wtf is that the crust looks like the consistency of brown paper towels.
Atrocious. Both the song and whatever the hell this abomination is. It looks like that molded pulp they use for egg cartons or drink holders filled with chowder.
Bet you the diners took their Instagram photos and left
I’ve always wanted to try an elephant pus sack, pus included
Cheese served in soggy cardboard…yummy! 🤢
You couldn’t pay me
What the fuck is that
I would walk out as soon as I saw that shit
So the dome was made of dough, too?
Seems like a waste.
thought it was a stone he was going to shape the dough on or something… wish it was
Eww
Once again, I hate when someone makes something out of bread, and then I’m not served that bread as part of the dish.
My stomach hurts just looking at that. Can’t do it.
Those theatrics to present a pityful interior.
I’d sue
https://preview.redd.it/x6pkcx74xmpd1.jpeg?width=799&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23e3a096d1a678439f233a359ca7fd9aebac52d7
How this video made me feel
I would just get up and leave