Spicy tuna:
1 can tuna
6 tbsp spicy aioli (substitute with whatever you got)
1 oz shredded carrot
2 ribs celery diced
1 large green onion chopped
Hot sauce to taste or at least until it's orange
Mix all ingredients and chill
(Thai?) Rice:
1/4 cup jasmine rice
1/2 a lime
1/2 a handful of cilantro or basil chopped
Prepare rice and mix remaining ingredients
To serve: Throw a little bit of both on top of a seaweed snack and eat the whole thing in one bite. Optionally make more rice and eat it as a sushi rice bowl.
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