Started working in a new kitchen and saw this knife hanging on the wall

by swedishMathew

37 Comments

  1. DeadHookerMeat

    I would be scared of that snapping unless I was cutting, like, whipped cream

  2. chills716

    I just picture the sharpener as the kid zoned out at the pencil sharpener and is left with a nub.

  3. That is the sexiest knife I’ve ever seen. If it could talk it would tell me to fuck off. It probably knows who killed JFK

  4. HeadAbbreviations786

    Cool. Just turn it so we can see the blade profile. This is clearly a spine shot.

  5. kenneth-nark

    Damn you can hunt down Moby Dick with this my guy

  6. thePHTucker

    This knife has seen some shit man.

    I’ll bet it filets like a champ, though.

  7. MelodiesOfLife6

    is that even a knife anymore? looks like a toothpick.

  8. Invasive-farmer

    Looks like it lost a fight with a Ginsu.

  9. Big_Fo_Fo

    Is that the mono molecular blade they always talk about in Warhammer?

  10. onegaishimasune

    Hey you mind if I borrow it real quick, just gotta prep some bone in beef cuts

  11. Thoreau_Dickens

    Ahhh, i see they have a house sounding rod

  12. DirtyPandaBoi

    I mean, say all you want, but I’m super impressed that that edge is pretty straight/flat after all that sharpening.

    I wouldn’t use it, though. But still, impressive.

  13. FrozenDickuri

    They say he carved it himself, from a bigger knife.

  14. Loveroffinerthings

    That knifes nickname is needledick

  15. PoprockEnema

    Is the dishie into sounding or something?

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