tried to warm up this pizza I ordered but it quickly became clear that it was never, ever going to taste good. big “wtf??” picture looked way better i swear, ended up raging a bit and ordering thai

by enyaismymom

13 Comments

  1. CoyoteTheGreat

    That is the dryest pizza I’ve ever seen.

  2. AKenkuNamedKinko

    That’s not a crime though. It looks like what ancient pizzas used to be. Even though the topping should have included tomato slices.

  3. Gullible_Proposal_49

    When and where did this pizza look good? It looks like it went in the oven looking awful and came out looking worse. And the combination of green onion (jalapeños*) and broccoli has to be worse than what the pizza looks like. What is the base sauce?

  4. hippiestoneybabe

    These look like the kind of stiff and pointy slices the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles would use as an impromptu weapon 🤣

  5. fuzzycaterpillar123

    You ordered it without cheese or sauce and then are surprised it’s not good? That’s the actual “WTF”

  6. Chef_BoyarTom

    Not my choice of toppings, but if someone gave me a slice I could tolerate it if it at least had some sauce and cheese…

  7. IceSmiley

    You brought it upon yourself by ordering corn on it 💀

  8. diegenauezeit

    Some good advice for next time- A stove, toaster oven, or microwave are better to warm up pizza than a food dehydrator

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