Thanks Las Vegas for this masterpiece!



by bananaboi26

41 Comments

  1. iamofnohelp

    America….eating like we get free health care.

    But I’m willing to sacrifice a few years for that.

  2. CourseImpressive6111

    An Italian American from Philly where stromboli originates and he is calling a rolled up pizza a burrito…

    ![gif](giphy|aMwdfGSyeYjUKY6vjf|downsized)

  3. Errenfaxy

    The question mark is the worst part. You know this is wrong on every level. Someone yelling in your face not to do it isn’t the only reason to not do something. 

  4. mechanicalgrapes

    This is a travesty, they missed the last steps of eggwash, panko breadcrumbs and deep-frying.

  5. whoknows130

    That’s actually a REALLY GOOD IDEA!

    I’d destroy that, in “sandwich” form.

  6. The_Ellimist_

    This ain’t even a pizza misdemeanor

  7. ShoddyManufacturer11

    EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE, PLEASE

  8. PDXTRex503

    Imagine not knowing what a burrito looks like.

  9. Severed_Cliche

    Is this not a Stromboli? ETA: Oh… OH…. upon rewatch I see the sandwich now. Yeah I’d fw this. HARD.

  10. a_different_life_28

    I know it’s time for me to start to seriously consider salads, but this looks absolutely delectable 😋

  11. ok-milk

    Bread and bread and meat and cheese and bread and bread and bread

  12. silly-rabbitses

    I didn’t even notice there is a whole sandwich wrapped in it until the second watch. Delicious.

  13. DadJokeBadJoke

    Now that’s what I call a taco!

    ![gif](giphy|hoXDUotMSGqqNqcKa0)

  14. pritheemakeway

    That crust looks like it tastes like cardboard

  15. windowbeanz

    Too much bread, just put the filling inside the pizza and roll it up

  16. Commercial_Amount_93

    That’s a Stromboli…. with extra steps

  17. KRJunkie

    Having worked in a pizza place once, sometimes peeps get bored and bad things happen.

  18. MlackBesa

    No, no, he’s got a point, that’s basically a calzone, plus I already eat all my pizza by folding the slide

  19. chadiusmaximu5

    It’s a calzonestrombil basically

  20. free_based_potato

    I would be stoked for this, but I’ve yet to find a decent cheesesteak west of the Mississippi. Can’t say I’ve had one in Vegas, though.

  21. andio76

    ![gif](giphy|l2Jejt7O03eXaRQre|downsized)

  22. Foreign_Spinach_4400

    ![gif](giphy|am0dKpQO1vrOC3DmCb|downsized)

  23. Foreign_Spinach_4400

    Ill die sooner buuut, worth it

  24. magicmurph

    This is called the Philly Taco.

    To do it authentically, you get a cheesecake from Jim’s on fifth and south, then walk two blocks to Lorenzos and wrap your steak in a giant slice. Boom, philly taco.

  25. ChanglingBlake

    Not a big fan of Philly cheesesteak(I don’t care, rant if you want) but I consider this a crime against it as well as pizza.

  26. CasingerRuiz

    I’d be lying if I said I’d never done that to a totinos before

  27. Particular-Piano-475

    I hope the appesteiser is og kush

  28. socioeconopath

    Don’t fear the Reaper…cuz you gonna meet him after eatin that shit

  29. Worried_Direction_12

    Yet another reason why we’re the fattest nation in the world

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