It’s best to have two steaks of similar size and shape when cooking them together. The shape of one steak is…
The packaging assured me this was beef. I have my doubts.
These meats were not altered in any way. I put them on a paper plate for contrast as my plates are multi-colored.
by Accomplished_Friend2
9 Comments
salukis
I should call him.
TacoPartyGalore
The NSFW tag is totally necessary good god.
SadFloppyPanda
The shape of one steak is… Totally tubular brah.
bythebed
I had pork filets exactly like this. In fact, all the meat has one oddball and one shaped normally .
I left a comment worthy of fancy double entendres!
Simple_Dragonfruit73
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
9 Comments
I should call him.
The NSFW tag is totally necessary good god.
The shape of one steak is… Totally tubular brah.
I had pork filets exactly like this. In fact, all the meat has one oddball and one shaped normally .
I left a comment worthy of fancy double entendres!
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
That steak on the right is … impressive.
Ah, the old tube steak.
LMFAO
I could not bring myself to eat this.