We convinced a intern that if you stand on a wet towel, you won’t cry from unions.
And guess what, it worked!! He didn’t even cry ones
by _GrapefruitPassion_
43 Comments
Soigieoto
Americans when they see collective bargaining 😭
escoteriica
intern?
ChefArtorias
What the fuck happened to that towel.
HauntedMandolin
I teach culinary classes and whenever I teach knife skills I ask the class what kind of tricks they have for not crying when you cut onions. The responses are always hilarious. People will hear something one time and take it as gospel.
SuperDeliciousFlavor
You should ask that intern how to spell onions. 🫡
BuhWudda-iKno
Doesn’t have to be a towel with a green stripe tho?
PerfectlySoggy
Why are unions making you cry? Is this related to the strikes on the coast?
Delta31_Heavy
Unions or onions?
20lbWeiner
Inter? Unions? Is this even a kitchen?
em-chris
The real trick is lemon juice on your cutting board.
trowlazer
union
dasfonzie
Are you missing part of your floor?
UnderstandingSmall66
I remember people doing these pranks. I don’t know, 85% of the time I knew it was a prank but I didn’t want to be a wet blanket and seeing joy on joyless faces is worth a. Bit of humiliation. I remember they told me to go buy vegetable powder to make veggie burgers. I left for a good 3 hours and had a drink and some food, came back and they were laughing at me like what an idiot
GrahamR12345
🤣🤣🤣 id say it worked and everyone should try it!!
SkyeMreddit
Orange Dumpy attacks unions so much he makes cooks cry about them!
milkandtunacasserole
ya I doubt you convinced them of anything, they prolly just going along with it because you are so passionate about it and it’s their first day.
One time, my manager asked me to salute him whenever I saw him. I asked why and he said it was because he was in the army. I asked what his rank was, he said a lot of stars. so okay, next time I see him, he’s around the kitchen dudes and some of his friends, I walked in, said his name, and gave the most exaggerated salute in the world. He looked so embarrassed that it was never brought up again.
Dmd3292
Ask them to bring you a dictionary for your next shift.
Spiritual_Win_6365
tell them to air out the walk-in, that the air in it is stale and will make the food go bad. they need to go to the very back of it with a trash bag, fill it with air, close it off, then let it outside and repeat. when they think they are done just give a sniff in there and say “not yet but you’re close”
trent_diamond
Reminds me of telling new people to empty the hot water nozzle
flambojones
True French cuisine
ttcmzx
just wear a clear trash bag over your whole body, cut out arm holes
skippy920
The spelling/grammar in these comments and post are cringewerthy.
XD
KennethPatchen
Cunts made me stand with a piece of brown bread in my mouth while I cut mine the first time.
Quirky_Discipline297
You cut onions, you start to cry, you go stand in the walk in. Repeat.
NiceGuy-Ron
The lack of unions in the food service industry also makes me cry. I will be standing on wet towels from now on.
h2opolopunk
This sub really needs a circle-jerk spinoff for stuff like this.
mrp8528
Did you tell them it only works if it’s as dirty as the floor?
therealtwomartinis
really… who can’t spell unyuns right?
SlightDish31
I find that it’s usually management that gets teary eyed about unions…
Keybricks666
Lol those are boy legs
dfinkelstein
Unions don’t make you cry. They make you laugh.
deadskiesbro
The canned steam usually takes care of that for me, never needed the towel
FlyingKittyCate
I broke my femur by standing on a towel on a slippery floor. This picture terrifies me.
Vic_Vinegars
We always make the trainees empty the water from the coffee machine at the end of their shifts
Commercial_Nose_1079
When I was working at Papa John’s, they got me with the “dough repair kit”. Then, they got another new person to “recycle the air in the walk in”. They told the guy he needed to get a large trash bag, open it open, and walk in circles in the walk in with the trash bag hoisted over his head. He spent a good 10 minutes in that cold with an open trash bag to “recycle the air”.
Margegreenesvaj
Making fun of someone who doesn’t know better, taking an image, then posting it online for internet points… way to go!
Who fucking raised you?
bigpapajayjay
What did unions do to you? If anything they help give workers better wages and a better work environment.
No_Juggernau7
Unions would only help this situation
NotOfYourKind3721
Now that’s a great example of harmless hazing, and it’s hilarious to boot
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KoalaOriginal1260
Unions aren’t usually the problem.
Management is usually the one that makes people cry.
RAV3NH0LM
UNIONS
Corked1
Have them smell the horseradish to make sure it’s still good! Interns have good noses!
43 Comments
Americans when they see collective bargaining 😭
intern?
What the fuck happened to that towel.
I teach culinary classes and whenever I teach knife skills I ask the class what kind of tricks they have for not crying when you cut onions. The responses are always hilarious. People will hear something one time and take it as gospel.
You should ask that intern how to spell onions. 🫡
Doesn’t have to be a towel with a green stripe tho?
Why are unions making you cry? Is this related to the strikes on the coast?
Unions or onions?
Inter? Unions? Is this even a kitchen?
The real trick is lemon juice on your cutting board.
union
Are you missing part of your floor?
I remember people doing these pranks. I don’t know, 85% of the time I knew it was a prank but I didn’t want to be a wet blanket and seeing joy on joyless faces is worth a. Bit of humiliation. I remember they told me to go buy vegetable powder to make veggie burgers. I left for a good 3 hours and had a drink and some food, came back and they were laughing at me like what an idiot
🤣🤣🤣 id say it worked and everyone should try it!!
Orange Dumpy attacks unions so much he makes cooks cry about them!
ya I doubt you convinced them of anything, they prolly just going along with it because you are so passionate about it and it’s their first day.
One time, my manager asked me to salute him whenever I saw him. I asked why and he said it was because he was in the army. I asked what his rank was, he said a lot of stars. so okay, next time I see him, he’s around the kitchen dudes and some of his friends, I walked in, said his name, and gave the most exaggerated salute in the world. He looked so embarrassed that it was never brought up again.
Ask them to bring you a dictionary for your next shift.
tell them to air out the walk-in, that the air in it is stale and will make the food go bad. they need to go to the very back of it with a trash bag, fill it with air, close it off, then let it outside and repeat. when they think they are done just give a sniff in there and say “not yet but you’re close”
Reminds me of telling new people to empty the hot water nozzle
True French cuisine
just wear a clear trash bag over your whole body, cut out arm holes
The spelling/grammar in these comments and post are cringewerthy.
XD
Cunts made me stand with a piece of brown bread in my mouth while I cut mine the first time.
You cut onions, you start to cry, you go stand in the walk in. Repeat.
The lack of unions in the food service industry also makes me cry. I will be standing on wet towels from now on.
This sub really needs a circle-jerk spinoff for stuff like this.
Did you tell them it only works if it’s as dirty as the floor?
really… who can’t spell unyuns right?
I find that it’s usually management that gets teary eyed about unions…
Lol those are boy legs
Unions don’t make you cry. They make you laugh.
The canned steam usually takes care of that for me, never needed the towel
I broke my femur by standing on a towel on a slippery floor. This picture terrifies me.
We always make the trainees empty the water from the coffee machine at the end of their shifts
When I was working at Papa John’s, they got me with the “dough repair kit”. Then, they got another new person to “recycle the air in the walk in”. They told the guy he needed to get a large trash bag, open it open, and walk in circles in the walk in with the trash bag hoisted over his head. He spent a good 10 minutes in that cold with an open trash bag to “recycle the air”.
Making fun of someone who doesn’t know better, taking an image, then posting it online for internet points… way to go!
Who fucking raised you?
What did unions do to you? If anything they help give workers better wages and a better work environment.
Unions would only help this situation
Now that’s a great example of harmless hazing, and it’s hilarious to boot
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Unions aren’t usually the problem.
Management is usually the one that makes people cry.
UNIONS
Have them smell the horseradish to make sure it’s still good! Interns have good noses!