These are some of the responses I have gotten for line cook position posted:

by Rafadon1

26 Comments

  1. jakefrommyspace

    2nd and 4th answers are pretty based to be honest

  2. 81FuriousGeorge

    Can’t be mad at “yes” cook. You asked if they could. Apparently they can.

  3. johangubershmidt

    ranch, chipotle ranch, pesto ranch, blue cheese ranch, and sri-rancha

  4. sodasofasolarsora

    I named your mother’s sauces last night 

  5. inikihurricane

    I mean, it’s a line cook position. You’re not hiring a chef. Besides, 90% of the kitchens I’ve worked in have been multilingual so we usually just describe the colour of the sauce or what’s in it.

    With replies like these, it’s clear you’re overshooting for what you expect in a line cook OR you’re underpaying so much that only inexperienced cooks are applying. I’d say a bit of both.

  6. SoapboxHouse

    Then how about hiring and being a leader/teacher instead of putting them on blast for lol’s on reddit. I didn’t know the difference between fuck all when I first started at 16. Luckily, I was under the grace of someone who did.

  7. Phoenixpizzaiolo21

    Ketchup, mustard and mayonnaise!
    I can start on monday!!!

  8. SelarDorr

    #1 answered the question. all the others gave non sequiturs

  9. Big_Supermarket9886

    I used to have a soux who would say “ranch, ketchup, mustard, bbq and hot” to the executive chef. I miss that fuckin idiot.

  10. Salty_Sea_Doggo

    Probably the wrong place to ask this question, but do starving college grads make good line cooks? I can name the mother sauces and I want to be employed

  11. TheNawab1203

    Can’t believe everyone forgot the most important one, Frank’s Redhot Sauce.

  12. Jeramy_Jones

    Mayo, guacamole and ranch dressing!

  13. crabjail

    Idk, but my mom makes a really good sauce for the Easter ham

  14. trshtehdsh

    My mother’s sauces were cranberry, A1, and Prego.

  15. LearnToolSwim

    Crystal, Tobasco, Louisana, Texas Pete

  16. Nikovash

    The ranch, the ketchup, and the holy aïoli… amen

  17. DwarfVader

    I mean… the 3rd guy… wasn’t wrong, he was just missing the other 4.

  18. StonedSnawley

    You gotta hand it to them for not just looking it up if you’re not interviewing them in person, that or they’re not that smart to think of it.

  19. DonutWhole9717

    Barb, Marge, Rhonda, Pauline, and Sue.
    Next

  20. emmy1426

    I recently got an email application that was just, “Please hire me,” with a picture of an evil clown attached. It was a bold strategy, even for a dishie spot.

  21. okiidokiismokii

    my favorite part about this is that it wasn’t like an in-person interview question, each of them could easily have googled it and been 100% correct regardless of whether they actually have that much culinary knowledge or not lmao. if I *had* to choose one of these four, though, it would definitely be candidate #1

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