If you showed this to me I would give you a hug and tell you it will be alright 😂
Just-Formal623
Spills, chills and thrills, baby
Queasy_Safe_5266
REDRUM
SnooOnions3369
I’ve never worked anywhere that had stairs and thank fucking god for that
swim_to_survive
Was it a spill or is this where second shift does the pig slaughtering and prepping?
RevenantSith
There’s no need to brutally murder your coworkers just for spilling something
harrybaggaguise
The old eel blood spill. Been there friend.
Kennedy_KD
Sent this to my girlfriend without any context and she agreed that’s definitely blood
rabidsalvation
What’s that dust pan for? A shop vac is required here
Quercus408
Makes me think of that Broad City episode.
“Dude, it’s the *first day*”.
thefatchef321
Stairs are the worst…. I spilled a 600 pan of duck confit down the stairs once.
Brutal
MarkyGalore
You should have laid down at the bottom without moving.
deanfortythree
Spills, not murder scenes
xenesaltones
My worst one was dropping a plastic box full of sauces I was meant to bring upstairs, 3 4 litre contrainers of Ragu, another 4 litre of peppercorn sauce and 2 4litre containers of veggies.
Where did I drop them? In the walk in fridge, getting sauce all over all of the other containers we had in stock and of course the shelves
NumerousHelicopter6
Bloody Hell
effyoucreeps
might as well film a short horror film there – production costs will never be lower, and you gotta clean that shit up anyhow.
Aggravating-Shake256
I quit.
bobi2393
Why fix the grip on the stairs when it will just wear off again in fifty years??
Teflon_John_
Looks like when someone gets exploded on The Boys
Theomniponteone
I dropped a bag of Ketchup while swapping out the wall mounted fill dispenser. It hit the floor and exploded all over the owner of the restaurant I was working at. She was pretty cool about it but it looked a lot like the murder scene you just posted. I had a body though lol
Ne_Dragon_216
This one is EPIC!
Carolina_Coltrane
Ooof. That hit me hard
xecho19x
I’m so glad I haven’t had an “accident” in years 😂 brings back memories from when I was a rookie 😭
SheepherderDirect800
I mean, at least it’s not oil.
zoedbird
If somebody offered you a million dollars to purposefully spill that bucket so you coated three whole stair treads completely from wall to wall, I don’t think you would do a better job in a hundred tries than you have accomplished here without any effort whatsoever. Amazing job.
LineChef
That weird, the blood usually gets off on the second floor…
skinnergy
WAAAY before the days of cell phones and cameras at a seafood house I dumped a four gallon bus tub of tartar sauce all over the beer kegs and 20 lb bags of cabbage while lifting it onto the above shelf. This sucked. I had to not only clean the cabbage and beer kegs, but also clean out the walk in, and then make four more gallons of tarter. Good times!
ry4n4ll4n
“Cranberry purée”. Ok, bud…that sounds like a confession. I’d like you to come in for questioning.
PBR4Lunch
Lol yeah blame the lack of grip on the stairs for this royal fuck up
spytez
Reminds me of my last date.
toorigged2fail
Are you sure you’re not working set construction for Zombieland 3?
weinerfacemcgee
That’s a massacre, not a spill.
drewc717
yell “beet juice” 3 times fast
OnionSquared
Good thing the dustpan is already there, I guess?
programkira
This looks like a random background character got killed by homelander from the boys… that’s a lot of “cranberry puree”
graaaaaaaam
I don’t smoke but I would have stepped outside for a cigarette after this.
tummysnuggles
Sploosh
PTLTYJWLYSMGBYAKYIJN
Oh lord
Sparklykun
Someone needs a new job that’s not carrying things
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https://youtu.be/ou2mAyAH6lA?si=H0rF75NL3JbxrBNX
Looks like a screenshot from Silent Hill
If you showed this to me I would give you a hug and tell you it will be alright 😂
Spills, chills and thrills, baby
REDRUM
I’ve never worked anywhere that had stairs and thank fucking god for that
Was it a spill or is this where second shift does the pig slaughtering and prepping?
There’s no need to brutally murder your coworkers just for spilling something
The old eel blood spill. Been there friend.
Sent this to my girlfriend without any context and she agreed that’s definitely blood
What’s that dust pan for? A shop vac is required here
Makes me think of that Broad City episode.
“Dude, it’s the *first day*”.
Stairs are the worst…. I spilled a 600 pan of duck confit down the stairs once.
Brutal
You should have laid down at the bottom without moving.
Spills, not murder scenes
My worst one was dropping a plastic box full of sauces I was meant to bring upstairs, 3 4 litre contrainers of Ragu, another 4 litre of peppercorn sauce and 2 4litre containers of veggies.
Where did I drop them? In the walk in fridge, getting sauce all over all of the other containers we had in stock and of course the shelves
Bloody Hell
might as well film a short horror film there – production costs will never be lower, and you gotta clean that shit up anyhow.
I quit.
Why fix the grip on the stairs when it will just wear off again in fifty years??
Looks like when someone gets exploded on The Boys
I dropped a bag of Ketchup while swapping out the wall mounted fill dispenser. It hit the floor and exploded all over the owner of the restaurant I was working at. She was pretty cool about it but it looked a lot like the murder scene you just posted. I had a body though lol
This one is EPIC!
Ooof. That hit me hard
I’m so glad I haven’t had an “accident” in years 😂 brings back memories from when I was a rookie 😭
I mean, at least it’s not oil.
If somebody offered you a million dollars to purposefully spill that bucket so you coated three whole stair treads completely from wall to wall, I don’t think you would do a better job in a hundred tries than you have accomplished here without any effort whatsoever. Amazing job.
That weird, the blood usually gets off on the second floor…
WAAAY before the days of cell phones and cameras at a seafood house I dumped a four gallon bus tub of tartar sauce all over the beer kegs and 20 lb bags of cabbage while lifting it onto the above shelf. This sucked. I had to not only clean the cabbage and beer kegs, but also clean out the walk in, and then make four more gallons of tarter. Good times!
“Cranberry purée”. Ok, bud…that sounds like a confession. I’d like you to come in for questioning.
Lol yeah blame the lack of grip on the stairs for this royal fuck up
Reminds me of my last date.
Are you sure you’re not working set construction for Zombieland 3?
That’s a massacre, not a spill.
yell “beet juice” 3 times fast
Good thing the dustpan is already there, I guess?
This looks like a random background character got killed by homelander from the boys… that’s a lot of “cranberry puree”
I don’t smoke but I would have stepped outside for a cigarette after this.
Sploosh
Oh lord
Someone needs a new job that’s not carrying things
Just admit you killed a server, bro.
Final Destination 9
I have a feeling this is going to get out of hand