(Satire)

by emptydimension

30 Comments

  1. What the fuck am I looking at here??? And why is it looking back at me?!

  2. rumbletown

    It’s fantastic. We have height, color, texture, and even some green shit squirted around on the plate. This is an S Tier plating, gentlemen and gentlewomen.

  3. Odd-Context4254

    I remember these days…. Cut my teeth in a place that prided ourselves on this- that strange time between old school, chain restaurants, economic collapse and what we now consider fine dining

  4. thatredheadedchef321

    I graduated culinary school in 1992, I can confirm this monstrosity is accurate

  5. analogpursuits

    Whatever this is appears to be tipping its hat… “M’lady”.

  6. scottkollig

    Ahhhh yes, the parsley rim of the 2000’s. Excellent. Peak.

  7. PUNCH-WAS-SERVED

    LOL. Classic (overcompensation) plating. Just stack it higher and higher.

  8. Lost_Tumbleweed_5669

    So to eat that do you just deepthroat the top?

  9. Flibiddy-Floo

    lost footage from The Thing remake from 2011 before they replaced with cgi

  10. WonkyBiscuits

    Ah yes, back in the day. “Stack it high, watch it fly”….

  11. dbowman97

    I’d like a plate of glistening red with a few drizzles of sickly oil.

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