Multi-million dollar cheese and cracker platter for a small low key upscale wedding
A cheese, crackers, jam and honey platter for a small wedding. The empty space in the upper left hand corner is where foh put a honey jar upon serving. I'm still very much learning so all advice and criticisms are appreciated. 😉
by LaughRune
17 Comments
thegoldeneel_
I can’t tell if this is satire…
diakopoi
the empty space makes me so sad I think u could put maybe a hamster there to nibble on the cracker
FishBobinski
Needs a lot of work.
Cuts on cheese look really bad.
The red sauce looks like it came out of a can.
The cheddar(?) looks dried out.
I’m not sure sage, mint and rosemary are the right combination of choices for adding green.
I personally would never use a metal tray for a cheese platter.
Never ‘crumble’ cheese. Leave it as a wedge.
General-Heart4787
Too bland looking. Needs some grapes or peppers…or…both. Cut out about 6 varieties of crackers and you’ll have room for them.
doolieuber94
Didn’t know we were showing stuff we did at home here. 🤭
JJ4prez
Multi million huh? So we just going to lie now?
surreal_goat
Not pretty but I’d graze.
ayopassthat
A single, questionably placed olive or unwashed radish would do a lot for the composition here. Overall tho, nice work. Very effective use of negative space and color.
Prinzka
No veggie ramp = no thanks
AffectionateEye5281
Is that really old cheddar that sat out for a few days or baked sweet potato slices? The black goo looks disgusting ETA I see you’re the same one who just threw random blueberries onto a board full of seeds and cheese chunks. Good luck with your career.
PTLTYJWLYSMGBYAKYIJN
It’s not good.
wemustburncarthage
From 1980
minnemjeff
I don’t know what everyone is complaining about, you’re helping these guests hit their recommended intake of the yellow food group, I would pay good money for that sort of dietary fulfilment.
missingusername1
Needs a radish here and there but otherwise solid job
TrippinLSD
Do you cater? I’ll pay $6,750 for this and 4 loaves of sourdough
17 Comments
I can’t tell if this is satire…
the empty space makes me so sad I think u could put maybe a hamster there to nibble on the cracker
Needs a lot of work.
Cuts on cheese look really bad.
The red sauce looks like it came out of a can.
The cheddar(?) looks dried out.
I’m not sure sage, mint and rosemary are the right combination of choices for adding green.
I personally would never use a metal tray for a cheese platter.
Never ‘crumble’ cheese. Leave it as a wedge.
Too bland looking. Needs some grapes or peppers…or…both. Cut out about 6 varieties of crackers and you’ll have room for them.
Didn’t know we were showing stuff we did at home here. 🤭
Multi million huh? So we just going to lie now?
Not pretty but I’d graze.
A single, questionably placed olive or unwashed radish would do a lot for the composition here. Overall tho, nice work. Very effective use of negative space and color.
No veggie ramp = no thanks
Is that really old cheddar that sat out for a few days or baked sweet potato slices? The black goo looks disgusting
ETA I see you’re the same one who just threw random blueberries onto a board full of seeds and cheese chunks. Good luck with your career.
It’s not good.
From 1980
I don’t know what everyone is complaining about, you’re helping these guests hit their recommended intake of the yellow food group, I would pay good money for that sort of dietary fulfilment.
Needs a radish here and there but otherwise solid job
Do you cater? I’ll pay $6,750 for this and 4 loaves of sourdough
What’s the orange things?
You willingly put this on the internet?