Read my recipe as 1C parsley to 1tsp of mashed potatoes instead of the other way around. Is there any way to fix this?

by Bozlogic

41 Comments

  1. JurassicParkTrekWars

    That parsley doesn’t look like it’s close to freezing?

  2. GabeTheGriff

    Of course there is lol just take the lil gob of mash out and add a liiiiitle bit less than a tsp of parsley since it’ll be stuck on the potatoes.

  3. DasFreibier

    sell it as a herbal infusion and add a shitload more butter

  4. Shanknado

    You can just dunk it in the fryer to wash the parsley off real quick

  5. debotehzombie

    I’m so high I thought someone put wax in their flower before putting it on the wrapper. I need another Monster

  6. ConsequenceDeep5671

    Boil a bunch more potatoes, put half the parsley in a ziploc and make chimichurri later

  7. 100BaphometerDash

    Dried parsley? 

    We’re you short on sawdust and needed to make a substitution?

  8. Valencia_floozy

    A little parsley goes a long way… but this sounds like parsley overload

  9. CallMeParagon

    Yes! Purée in a Vitamix, spread thinly over parchment, and bake at 300 F for 5-8 minutes. Parsley potato crisps!

  10. Your potatoes kind of remind me of Saddam Hussein’s hiding spot.

  11. Appropriate_Ant_5402

    That didn’t throw up any alarms? 😂

  12. [deleted]

    Hahahaha, Jk right? 1 cup of parsley give you pause?

  13. Ne_Dragon_216

    I would suggest switching your plating from a plastic bowl to a really nice black serving dish, The black will minimize the amount of parsley

    And don’t forget to put a sprig of fresh Parsley for garnish, you heathen!

  14. MovieNightPopcorn

    Add ~~48 cups~~ 47 and 3/4 cups, 3 tablespoons, and 2 teaspoons of mashed potatoes

  15. With the dried parsley theres no salvaging it, since the correct ratio is 0 dried parsley per 1 part of mash. That stuff tastes like cardboard.

  16. Pablo_Undercover

    The mash potato looks like Saddam Hussein in his bunker

Write A Comment