I love my wife… but I wish I married into the Onion lineage

10 Comments

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   TBearForever 1 year ago

   He needs to run for president

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   Disastrous-Resident5 1 year ago

   I went to college with Connor!!! He was in my roommates telecommunications program!

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   bl00min_onion 1 year ago

   I’ve literally never seen onion as a last name.. I’ve never been so jealous

4. 

   Realistic_Pressure64 1 year ago

   He has a lovely pair of onions

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   Wonderful_Painter_14 1 year ago

   Is there a dowery?

6. 

   TwinCitian 1 year ago

   This is way over my head…

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   CheekyLando88 1 year ago

   I would slow cook that man into a wonderful brown

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   alilbleedingisnormal 1 year ago

   She’s looking at him like that name has even greater meaning.

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   Tasty_Lead_Paint 1 year ago

   Her eyes say the same thing, OP

10. 

    ChildhoodLeft6925 1 year ago

    So you’d change your name to your wife’s name or become gay just to have your last name be onion?

    That’s dedication to the cause