Try not to.

8 Comments

1. 

   Easy_Combination_689 12 months ago

   Hit the flat top with the side of the spatula like a hibachi cook.

2. 

   SheepherderDirect800 12 months ago

   I’m thought it said go do two lines

3. 

   Sanquinity 12 months ago

   Brain:

   -What if I slammed my hand into that ticket spike as hard as possible?

   -I could totally fit my head in the oven…

   -If you slip while going down these stairs there’s a high chance of death. (not really, but my brain sometimes thinks so anyway.)

   -Lets find out if I can juggle worth a damn by using these ceramic cups! (Even though I’ve never juggled in my life)

   -Grab a handful of wasabi (yes, the sauce) and stuff it in your mouth!

   I’m glad I’ve managed to resist the call of the void so far…

4. 

   LoveButton 12 months ago

   No one can resist the draw of the CRAB CLAW

5. 

   Mr_boby1 12 months ago

   Mixed a salad by hand?

   Run some water on your hands

   Made a sauce a miniscule amount dropped on your hand?

   Run some water on your hands

   Prepped a pizza for the oven?

   Run some water on your hands

   Cut some radishes?

   Run some water on your hands

   Snacked on some caramelized pecans?

   Run some water on your hands

   Cut or burned yourself?

   Run some water on your hands

   >end of shift, wonder why my finger doesnt read to clock out (it looks like a raisin)

6. 

   Ropeswing_Sentience 12 months ago

   I spin them around my index finger instead.

7. 

   Least-Bear3882 12 months ago

   Never, I need that sweet sweet serotonin

8. 

   NoVaVol 12 months ago

   I’m a 3-clicker. Same when I bang the wooden spoon on the pot. Does that mean I’m banned from the sub?