Pizza Crime? More pizza misdemeanor

by RogalDornAteMyPussy

46 Comments

  1. DevBro22

    Verbal warning, box was too small for the pizza , but this pizza still looks good.

  2. HIGH_HEAT

    Falls under the mistreated flair I believe. Crime yes, but more like a violation of city ordinance.

  3. Pizza_For_Days

    I mean I’d rather have a well made misshapen pizza than a crappy quality one in a perfect circle, so I take no offense to this personally.

  4. Low_Wall_7828

    Have a hard time prosecuting someone for giving too much pizza. A verbal warning followed by a $5 handshake.

  5. AdevilSboyU

    Big pizza with a small box beats small pizza with a big box.

  6. Interesting-Act890

    Dismissed – bring this nonsense before the court again, and there will be stern repercussions

  7. microtramp

    Civil case. Pizza police won’t touch it, except to eat it. And honestly, bringing this before a judge under any auspice would earn some eyerolls in my jurisdiction. Like suing the state for overpaying on your lottery ticket.

  8. speakmyish

    Looks like somebody stole all the pepperoni off that mf 😂

  9. PeterLeRock101

    Honestly whoever was in charge of ordering the pizza boxes is to blame. It’s too small for that size of pizza

  10. silly-rabbitses

    It’s not necessarily symmetrical and attractive, but that’s a good pizza.

  11. PhilRubdiez

    $5 ticket for parking in a compact space.

  12. Leather-Mix-837

    Its too big for the box. Im fine with that

  13. Shantotto11

    A regular pizza that yearns to be deep dish..

  14. I’d consider it a blessing and a crime. On one hand, you’re losing aesthetic, but on the other, you’re getting more pizza than the expected side

  15. FoxJonesMusic

    They missed a some space on the front corners. Otherwise 10/10

  16. Past_Trouble

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  17. Soithascometothistoo

    Seems like you paid for a large and got an even bigger pizza. Absolute win.

  18. Longjumping-Item-399

    Agree. Please pay the clerk on your way out… ☺️

  19. PalmBreezy

    That gonna be uh pizza penalty right theyre

  20. Amenablewolf

    You got a fat pizza when they could have made it smaller to fit the box. I’d be grateful, not handing out violations.

  21. PalmBreezy

    Also crust lovers will be angry that a lot of the dough was pressed against the box and did not crisp up. Still 98% salvageable pie, I’d eat it, but not a usual fresh pie either

  22. I mean technically a misdemeanor is a crime still

  23. justwonderingbro

    If the pizza was supposed to be the size that would fit into the box, then you bet your ass I ain’t complaining

  24. Financial_Bird_7717

    Where’s the misdemeanor? That pie looks amazing.

  25. GreeneJeans714

    Tell em’ next time it’s a fine.

  26. Budget_Foundation747

    When you can’t decide if you wanna round pizza or a square pizza. So you compromised and have a stronk.

  27. Efficient_Engine_509

    Domiledos pizza, we only cut half the corners unlike the competition!

  28. ouroboraorao

    Even though the box is smaller you still got the full pizza. Could be worse

  29. HansJobb

    You got extra pizza. And it looks like good pizza. This is a pizza blessing!

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