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Can the jury come to a verdict?


Ok.

No sauce on the base, just oil.
Cold prawns.
Cooked aubergine.
Mozzarella cheese.

The kicker… I got this pizza in Italy. It tasted nice and is Italian. But an odd concoction.

Jurors. Is this a crime?

by SuperSymo_

42 Comments

  3. FreeTheDimple

    The sentence will be severe given your obvious lack of remorse for what you did.

  5. TheShadowOverBayside

    Well it’s a flatbread with some shit on top, but it ain’t pizza, that’s for sure

  6. i_am_a_shoe

    shrimp on pizza can be great but not like this, for christ’s sake

  7. wharleeprof

    It looks like the bread was baked and even cut into pieces and then the toppings were added.

    I can’t see how this all adds up to being a pizza rather than a nice flatbread with toppings.

    No judgment, it’s way out of my jurisdiction.

  8. Good_Rest_7668

    This post should get you banned from pizza crimes.

  9. FS_Scott

    objection! this actually just a gastropub flatbread app from 2004 being sold as a pizza!

  11. Dakizo

    Crime. Needs sauce to be a pizza or else it’s bread with toppings.

  14. Ol_RayX

    guilty of impersonating a pizza officer.

    btw, there are good and bad restaurants in italy like every other country.

  15. lagrandesgracia

    Not a pizza crime cus its not a pizza

  16. sunnydiegoqt

    Well it’s not a pizza so there’s no crime

  17. p0tty_mouth

    ![gif](giphy|yIpWLUh2ngL3zMzw9E|downsized)

  19. satanicgirlsgonewild

    saw prawns and thought this was r/shittyrestrictionfood

  20. Sp4ceh0rse

    Could be good if it had sauce and the toppings were cooked. Like this, no.

  21. elisabread

    Did they cut the bread *then* add the fucking toppings? Criminal.

  22. shadhead1981

    Guilty your honor! All it needs is some kind of sauce. I love seafood pizza over white sauce.

  23. Spare-Plum

    You sure that it’s italy? Fish + cheese is a culinary crime there

  25. NotAllDawgsGoToHeven

    ![gif](giphy|ZikyVyLF7aEaQ)

  26. stewpideople

    Man, wtf, I’m so tired of these half ass “pizza” that fails in so many ways, but for some reason the chef thinks “this” is how it should look and presented.

    Now. Papa John’s, even a reputable manager wouldn’t let that sauce to crust pass. No place that sells pizza sells half crust to sauce/toppings. It’s a rip off, and not fun to eat,, unless you offer something way better than some bullshit garlic butter to dip all that “crust” in. Fuck these places selling this garbage as pizza. The local mom and pops will sell you an entire XL for the price someone paid for that shit on a crisp.

  27. CheckOutUserNamesLad

    Each ingredient would be better on its own than as assembled here. Definitely a crime.

  28. tomqvaxy

    Welp I guess as I am American cannot cook a burger there are some Italians who cannot cook a pizza.

    Dough looks good.

    Ftr my burgers always end up dry. I’m done trying as I’m not big on burgers anyhow which may be part of the problem.

  29. ledbedder20

    Not pizza, these people are psychopaths

  32. ElonSucksBallz

    You are accused of anti-italian behavior. The court finds you guilty, and sentenced to be shot.

  37. EngagedInConvexation

    Not ‘za. Case dismissed with prejudice.

  40. wicked_lil_prov

    YOU GOTTA POOR SOME WHITE WINE OVER THAT SUMMABITCH, FOLD IT AND DOWN THE HATCH BRO

  41. Frosty_Sweet_6678

    WHERE’S THE

    #SAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUCE!?

  42. theapplepie267

    I’m going against the grain here and saying this is pizza. I approve

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