Absolute buffoonery on the Guinness World Record page
Absolute buffoonery on the Guinness World Record page
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by ToshMagosh
Absolute buffoonery on the Guinness World Record page
Absolute buffoonery on the Guinness World Record page
byu/ToshMagosh inKitchenConfidential
by ToshMagosh
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World record for most awful way to ruin a good pineapple?
It’s myyyyyyy wiiiiiiish
He’s holding the knife lefty. Maybe it’s non-dominant hand related?
Wow. That wasn’t exceptional. But it was accept-ional?
Wow that’s pathetic! Shame!
Looks like there is a reason they had a cut glove on….
From 70% yield to 20% with this one trick
What.
You sure this isn’t the Special Guiness Book of World Records?
So much delicious pineapple wasted. I feel like they should have rules about yield % requirement or something. Any old fool can put on a cut glove and hack wildly at a pineapple lol
If Guinness World Records had a record for least fucks given about the Guinness World Records I would win.
This video just infuriates me. Thanks.
What 😂😂😭😭
Nice glove cowboy.
someone send this video to Gordon Ramsey.
I need Gordon to roast this man.
Lmao! I cook in hawaii and this is just pathetic. Regardless of how much was wasted, it’s still insanely slow cleaning and cutting a pineapple. I think i can do it twice as fast and I’m probably the slowest in my kitchen
I don’t get it, why did he have to chop most of the pineapple to one size, but not the rest of the pineapple? If the huge leftover chunk is acceptable, couldn’t he have stopped earlier when it was all in large chunks?
Lots to think about indeed…
I saw this yesterday and was too flaggergasted to say anything. Also the Guinness book of world records at this point is trash so go off.
Do not show this to the street fruit cart vendors here in LA.
He threw away about 1/3 of the good part.
I don’t get it! When I worked in Miami I heard of a guy slicing 50 pounds of onions in 10 minutes blindfolded now that’s impressive although I have practiced this I think I could do it as long as the onions are peeled
They need to account for yield percentage in these, not just record time
Mark Zuckerberg is branching out.
What the F
I haven’t cut pineapple in 7 years and I could beat this by at least 10 seconds given that it’s apparently OK to just trash 80% if the fruit.
Aint even fast
Further evidence of the Guiness World Records irrelevance to the 21st century.
This kind of logic is like “Raygun is the best female breakdancer in Australia”
I cut fruit for a living and this is a massive fucking waste…
Ive been cooking for almost two decades, what the hell is that glove he’s wearing.
Fuck is that? I’m not the fastest, but I can get more usable pineapple out of that in less time than Musk can find a baby mama. That’s garbage.
Looks like MD2 variety pineapple. Super sweet. Lol just had one with careful cutting method because this variety taste good and don’t want to waste much.
[Am I a joke to you](https://youtu.be/h54LwL3TddQ?si=ojRy1q5VnQwPUCwo)
My prep cooks will get double the yield and half the time. How do you apply for this record 😂
Just go to any Latin-American/Asian country, and you got street vendors with no arms who can do it faster and better.
I want that cutting board
This guy paid hella money just to say he has a Guinness record
Who’s gonna eat that woody textured shit? No one. Idiot.
The look of the face of a man that just paid for his name to be in the cool shiny book we’d all look at in the library.
Wasting product. Horrific knife cuts. Get it in the bin and fuck off out of here!
I’m 100% certain workers in factory lines do a better job processing pineapples.
What’s the record here?
This is the difference between the mirepoix challenge and the “hackpoix challenge slapchop edition”…
That’s at least worth $150 of work
Putting aside how horrible his cutting was, am I crazy or is he cutting really slowly? I can cut a pineapple faster than that…
Guinness World Records used to mean something now its just this dude wasting fruit 🫤
If you can just trash the fruit, get me two cleavers I’ll get it done.
Is that mark zuckerberg?
He threw away so much my bosses boss won’t make his food cost bonus
I fuckin hate this guy
I know about 10 Mexican dudes that can cut a pineapple way faster and with a better yield, too
I bet some people on this sub can do better and faster.