Absolute buffoonery on the Guinness World Record page

Absolute buffoonery on the Guinness World Record page
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by ToshMagosh

50 Comments

  1. Fluffy_Somewhere4305

    World record for most awful way to ruin a good pineapple?

  2. Local-Exchange5478

    He’s holding the knife lefty. Maybe it’s non-dominant hand related?

  3. boring_sciencer

    Wow. That wasn’t exceptional. But it was accept-ional?

  4. sodasofasolarsora

    Looks like there is a reason they had a cut glove on…. 

  5. jasenzero1

    You sure this isn’t the Special Guiness Book of World Records?

  6. shade1tplea5e

    So much delicious pineapple wasted. I feel like they should have rules about yield % requirement or something. Any old fool can put on a cut glove and hack wildly at a pineapple lol

  7. If Guinness World Records had a record for least fucks given about the Guinness World Records I would win.

  8. Very-very-sleepy

    someone send this video to Gordon Ramsey. 

    I need Gordon to roast this man. 

  9. Skooty_Puff808

    Lmao! I cook in hawaii and this is just pathetic. Regardless of how much was wasted, it’s still insanely slow cleaning and cutting a pineapple. I think i can do it twice as fast and I’m probably the slowest in my kitchen

  10. SarahHumam

    I don’t get it, why did he have to chop most of the pineapple to one size, but not the rest of the pineapple? If the huge leftover chunk is acceptable, couldn’t he have stopped earlier when it was all in large chunks?

    Lots to think about indeed…

  11. rieeechard

    I saw this yesterday and was too flaggergasted to say anything. Also the Guinness book of world records at this point is trash so go off.

  12. Do not show this to the street fruit cart vendors here in LA.

  13. Safe-Dentist-1049

    I don’t get it! When I worked in Miami I heard of a guy slicing 50 pounds of onions in 10 minutes blindfolded now that’s impressive although I have practiced this I think I could do it as long as the onions are peeled

  14. They need to account for yield percentage in these, not just record time

  15. DarthFuzzzy

    I haven’t cut pineapple in 7 years and I could beat this by at least 10 seconds given that it’s apparently OK to just trash 80% if the fruit.

  16. Jellyfish_Nose

    Further evidence of the Guiness World Records irrelevance to the 21st century.

    This kind of logic is like “Raygun is the best female breakdancer in Australia”

  17. Azurehue22

    I cut fruit for a living and this is a massive fucking waste…

  18. Chef_esten

    Ive been cooking for almost two decades, what the hell is that glove he’s wearing.

  19. digibomb23

    Fuck is that? I’m not the fastest, but I can get more usable pineapple out of that in less time than Musk can find a baby mama. That’s garbage.

  20. OrgJoho75

    Looks like MD2 variety pineapple. Super sweet. Lol just had one with careful cutting method because this variety taste good and don’t want to waste much.

  21. riffraff1089

    My prep cooks will get double the yield and half the time. How do you apply for this record 😂

  22. Choosen_Weeb_Boy

    Just go to any Latin-American/Asian country, and you got street vendors with no arms who can do it faster and better.

  23. DorothyDrangus

    This guy paid hella money just to say he has a Guinness record

  24. bconley01

    Who’s gonna eat that woody textured shit? No one. Idiot.

  25. Duckettes

    The look of the face of a man that just paid for his name to be in the cool shiny book we’d all look at in the library.

  26. Free-Computer-6515

    Wasting product. Horrific knife cuts. Get it in the bin and fuck off out of here!

  27. I’m 100% certain workers in factory lines do a better job processing pineapples.

    What’s the record here?

  28. harbormastr

    This is the difference between the mirepoix challenge and the “hackpoix challenge slapchop edition”…

  29. HereForFunAndCookies

    Putting aside how horrible his cutting was, am I crazy or is he cutting really slowly? I can cut a pineapple faster than that…

  30. NardzeGreat

    Guinness World Records used to mean something now its just this dude wasting fruit 🫤

  31. ArcherFawkes

    If you can just trash the fruit, get me two cleavers I’ll get it done.

  32. He threw away so much my bosses boss won’t make his food cost bonus

  33. FergusonTheCat

    I know about 10 Mexican dudes that can cut a pineapple way faster and with a better yield, too

  34. Sassi7997

    I bet some people on this sub can do better and faster.

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