What do you call this thing for clearing the fryers? I got in trouble with the GM for calling it the “Abortionator”
What do you call this thing for clearing the fryers? I got in trouble with the GM for calling it the “Abortionator”
by The_LambSaucee
42 Comments
II_XII_XCV
We called it the Pipe Fucker.
panchampion
I’m pretty sure your boss is wrong. The “Abortionator” is the accepted name.
JAM3S0N
Fry Stick or Pokeyman is also acceptable
Over-Sense-9931
Tell them it is spelled “arbortinator” and has something to do with tree care. They have misheard you
Jimbalaya99
Babykiller, fuckstick
Canadian_Neckbeard
Chingadera.
LOOKATHUH
Pokeypoke
pk11420
That’s a abortion stick
Colanasou
Listen i call the drain at the bottom of the kettles “the pee hole” and telling new guys to ckean the pee hole is always a laugh so if i ever have to interact with the fryer and see we have one of these im calling it the abortionator.
Zaku99
Abortion stick is the throwaround here.
SuperDeliciousFlavor
Bro lol. 😂
Rubbergoosejuice
They’re actually called goofer rods
Confident_Grass_4620
Fryer fucker
A_Real_Lunchbox
Fryer cleaning rod
AlphaDCharlie19
Fryer hook or pokey stick
deschutess
Your boss is wrong. That’s an abortion stick 100%. And if trump wins it will be used for its namesake. For anyone mad at me even if you ban abortions they will still happen with more unsafe means
86Intellect
Banger hanger.
madmonster444
We call it Mr. Pokey. But the correct name is the “goofer rod”
Bitgod1
Bent paper clip
Woodkhaak
The abortion tool
TheKingDotExe
Abortionator sounds like something Dr.doofenshmirtz would make to take over the tri state area.
cerealfordinneragain
Fryer clean out rod
Powerful-Scratch1579
It’s a sticky boi
CheGueyMaje
El palo
Garfalo
At my old place we said pokey jabby.
Nikovash
… i dont think unplanned parenthood is going to fair any better
ZeroChances2684
Ram Rod
KingPotential4586
StickyPokey
grary000
I don’t know the official name but we lost the one we had at work and no one knows what to look up to find one.
v941
metal thing
LordAxalon110
It’s the thingymebob or the fryer doohicky or the pokey bum wank stick.
JAMESONBREAKFAST
I’ve always called it the “abortion stick”
petrolstationpicnic
I guess in a lot of places, crass talk like that would fly. But in my place that would be an instant talking to.
We have a lot of women working for the business and are an open kitchen so no way would that shit be acceptable.
Tomas-TDE
Well now I call it the abortionator
Suljurn
In every kitchen I have worked at there is some one who brings up the abortion stick, baby’s arm, coat hanger etc etc etc.
I don’t know why specifically this tool and shape makes people think that vs. Other stuff in a similar vein.
I guess my point is what are the odds that everywhere I have worked in restaurants for almost 15 years this has happened.
I see coat hangers every day. So does everyone else. Never once has someone close or not held one up to me and been like, “hey huh huh there is a special name for this guy right here lolol”.
Cultural phenomenon for sure.
Is it the types of people drawn to restaurants? Is it something that actually looks similar to something used now or in the past?
Is it similar to an item/line in a TV show or movie?
Are all line cooks degenerates?
The answer is waiting to be found. We already know line cooks are degenerates.
Affectionate_Still29
my old gm used to call it the abortion stick, yours just doesnt know what theyre talking about
Krawgnor
Texas plan b
42OPUP
that’s the “abortion rod” you’re good dude don’t trip
ibubr
Abortomax-5000
NippleSalsa
Called mine the catheter
GrahamCawthorne
Fry finger.
Endellior
Used to call it Captain Hook, cos I used the handle for sliding hard to reach vents over to me to take down at close
42 Comments
We called it the Pipe Fucker.
I’m pretty sure your boss is wrong. The “Abortionator” is the accepted name.
Fry Stick or Pokeyman is also acceptable
Tell them it is spelled “arbortinator” and has something to do with tree care. They have misheard you
Babykiller, fuckstick
Chingadera.
Pokeypoke
That’s a abortion stick
Listen i call the drain at the bottom of the kettles “the pee hole” and telling new guys to ckean the pee hole is always a laugh so if i ever have to interact with the fryer and see we have one of these im calling it the abortionator.
Abortion stick is the throwaround here.
Bro lol. 😂
They’re actually called goofer rods
Fryer fucker
Fryer cleaning rod
Fryer hook or pokey stick
Your boss is wrong. That’s an abortion stick 100%. And if trump wins it will be used for its namesake. For anyone mad at me even if you ban abortions they will still happen with more unsafe means
Banger hanger.
We call it Mr. Pokey. But the correct name is the “goofer rod”
Bent paper clip
The abortion tool
Abortionator sounds like something Dr.doofenshmirtz would make to take over the tri state area.
Fryer clean out rod
It’s a sticky boi
El palo
At my old place we said pokey jabby.
… i dont think unplanned parenthood is going to fair any better
Ram Rod
StickyPokey
I don’t know the official name but we lost the one we had at work and no one knows what to look up to find one.
metal thing
It’s the thingymebob or the fryer doohicky or the pokey bum wank stick.
I’ve always called it the “abortion stick”
I guess in a lot of places, crass talk like that would fly. But in my place that would be an instant talking to.
We have a lot of women working for the business and are an open kitchen so no way would that shit be acceptable.
Well now I call it the abortionator
In every kitchen I have worked at there is some one who brings up the abortion stick, baby’s arm, coat hanger etc etc etc.
I don’t know why specifically this tool and shape makes people think that vs. Other stuff in a similar vein.
I guess my point is what are the odds that everywhere I have worked in restaurants for almost 15 years this has happened.
I see coat hangers every day. So does everyone else. Never once has someone close or not held one up to me and been like, “hey huh huh there is a special name for this guy right here lolol”.
Cultural phenomenon for sure.
Is it the types of people drawn to restaurants? Is it something that actually looks similar to something used now or in the past?
Is it similar to an item/line in a TV show or movie?
Are all line cooks degenerates?
The answer is waiting to be found. We already know line cooks are degenerates.
my old gm used to call it the abortion stick, yours just doesnt know what theyre talking about
Texas plan b
that’s the “abortion rod” you’re good dude don’t trip
Abortomax-5000
Called mine the catheter
Fry finger.
Used to call it Captain Hook, cos I used the handle for sliding hard to reach vents over to me to take down at close