Pizza or straight to prison? (Thanksgiving edition)
Pizza or straight to prison? (Thanksgiving edition)
by rodan-rodan
41 Comments
EPIC_NERD_HYPE
the single glove. lolol.
Weed-breather
Meh, I’d eat it.
Go_Flight_Go
This looks outstanding.
Krasovchik
I’d fuck that up but I would NOT be proud about it after my nap
opinionofone1984
I’m not hating until after I try it.
ladder_case
Why does it have Christmas music
janus1979
I’d eat that.
whatdoilikeagain
absolutely not guilty of any pizza crimes. I honestly wish there was a veggie of some kind, maybe green beans?
LevelDosNPC
Sectonia64
Fuck me that looks good.
MarvelNerdess
I could get behind it until he put mozzarella on it. That is not a stuffing friendly cheese.
The best thing would be scalloped potatoes as a crust, then some stuffing and gravy, then shredded turkey with a very thin drizzling of cranberry sauce that’s been pureed and added a little… I want to say cardamom to, just a touch to give that warm feeling, and the layer on top to keep everything from drying out would be extremely whipped potatoes, no chunks, basically a smooth uniform material that will keep the moisture from evaporating out of the lower levels.
Note I did not add pizza sauce or mozzarella because those DO NOT complement Thanksgiving foods
Least-Razzmatazz2218
Imma eat it too.
chapped_azzes
Alright- this is pretty good but we made an even better one a few years ago. We actually made the crust out of “stuffing” by adding the poultry seasoning, caramelized onions/mirepoix, etc to the dough and letting it rise overnight. We topped it the same- gravy turkey cranberries. Then instead of cheese we made whipped mashed potatoes with béchamel sauce. We whipped them until the starches made them kinda stretchy like cheese.
It was insane.
the615Butcher
WOULD
Far-Display-1462
I would eat it looks great
Mean-Programmer-6670
I feel like I just watched some villains origin story.
Odd-Video5503
How far do they deliver? I want in on this.
anotherdamnscorpio
Part of me thinks he should be shot in the back of the head.
Part of me thinks this might actually be legit.
comet135793
Not a crime. Tye finished product looks amazing
DadJokeBadJoke
I’d have to give it a try before I put it down. The process and toppings looked legit.
SuperStokedUp
Researched thanksgiving pizza last year for inspiration and found a place out east not only made one but ppl were in a frickin lottery system to get their hands one! Idk about the cran sauce, but I can confirm the one I made sans cran was dank for sure.
PlottingGorilla
Can we pair this with a thanksgiving dessert pie?
Weird_Vegetable_4441
I would order this. Secretly. And never tell a soul.
GreyBeardsStan
I would much prefer this on rolls
Hfkslnekfiakhckr
straight to fucking prison and also i want it so bad
KingBMan18
GabeP20
With no cranberry sauce I’d at least try it I mean cmon all the ingredients were good
universal-everything
NO!
Well, OK.
Ummm… Yes please!
creativetrends
I’d eat it!
GoCryptoYourself
“straight to prison” dude this is obviously prison food, he’s already there man.
Gettygetz
I’m so conflicted. On one side, straight to prison. Do not pass go do not collect $200.
On the other side. I wanna try it.
kd8qdz
foreveryoungperk
pizza chef and thanksgiving pro
ill take the one with CB sauce on the side not heated up thank you
samebatchannel
Why wouldn’t you make the crust from stuffing?
Eskrimachine824
Yea, I’ll eat that
Berckish
No, with the cranberry sauce, but everything else looks pretty good imo.
41 Comments
the single glove. lolol.
Meh, I’d eat it.
This looks outstanding.
I’d fuck that up but I would NOT be proud about it after my nap
I’m not hating until after I try it.
Why does it have Christmas music
I’d eat that.
absolutely not guilty of any pizza crimes. I honestly wish there was a veggie of some kind, maybe green beans?
Fuck me that looks good.
I could get behind it until he put mozzarella on it. That is not a stuffing friendly cheese.
The best thing would be scalloped potatoes as a crust, then some stuffing and gravy, then shredded turkey with a very thin drizzling of cranberry sauce that’s been pureed and added a little… I want to say cardamom to, just a touch to give that warm feeling, and the layer on top to keep everything from drying out would be extremely whipped potatoes, no chunks, basically a smooth uniform material that will keep the moisture from evaporating out of the lower levels.
Note I did not add pizza sauce or mozzarella because those DO NOT complement Thanksgiving foods
Imma eat it too.
Alright- this is pretty good but we made an even better one a few years ago. We actually made the crust out of “stuffing” by adding the poultry seasoning, caramelized onions/mirepoix, etc to the dough and letting it rise overnight. We topped it the same- gravy turkey cranberries. Then instead of cheese we made whipped mashed potatoes with béchamel sauce. We whipped them until the starches made them kinda stretchy like cheese.
It was insane.
WOULD
I would eat it looks great
I feel like I just watched some villains origin story.
How far do they deliver? I want in on this.
Part of me thinks he should be shot in the back of the head.
Part of me thinks this might actually be legit.
Not a crime. Tye finished product looks amazing
I’d have to give it a try before I put it down. The process and toppings looked legit.
Researched thanksgiving pizza last year for inspiration and found a place out east not only made one but ppl were in a frickin lottery system to get their hands one! Idk about the cran sauce, but I can confirm the one I made sans cran was dank for sure.
Can we pair this with a thanksgiving dessert pie?
I would order this. Secretly. And never tell a soul.
I would much prefer this on rolls
straight to fucking prison and also i want it so bad
With no cranberry sauce I’d at least try it I mean cmon all the ingredients were good
NO!
Well, OK.
Ummm… Yes please!
I’d eat it!
“straight to prison” dude this is obviously prison food, he’s already there man.
I’m so conflicted. On one side, straight to prison. Do not pass go do not collect $200.
On the other side. I wanna try it.
pizza chef and thanksgiving pro
ill take the one with CB sauce on the side not heated up thank you
Why wouldn’t you make the crust from stuffing?
Yea, I’ll eat that
No, with the cranberry sauce, but everything else looks pretty good imo.
Straight dog shit.
What bothers me more is the Christmas music.
Someone get the electric chair ready.
That better be potato flour crust!
Not pizza, no crime. Case dismissed.