I told management at my last job that their cornbread was downright unappetizing—for so many reasons. Thought you all might get a laugh out of it!

by pineappleyard

27 Comments

  1. brooklynadm

    Why does this cornbread look like someone had their way with it? Cornbreadussy.

  2. Tomkneale1243

    I’m from Europe so I’ve never had or seen cornbread. That looks like shit though

  3. As a southerner, that cornbread is a goddamn war crime

  4. Looks like someone had an exuberant time with a dessert.

  5. catlaxative

    I’ve eaten plenty of desserts in my life that looked to be in some kind of post-coital state, so jizzy dribbles don’t bother me so much, but I would definitely say what the fuck out loud once you told me it was cornbread

  6. onetworomeo

    Looks like the cornbread was really exciting for you though-

  7. GnashvilleTea

    Call it sugared cornbread pie or something. It looks more like a dessert.

  8. Would (put my dick in it, definitely wouldn’t eat it though)

  9. Flonomcfludeelu

    Not cornbread it may contain corn (and nut) but this is not cornbread……… is it a dessert bread or something?

  10. DaffodillyDarling

    It’s not cooked properly. A proper quickbread would be arched in the middle, not concaved. The jizz is the least troublesome part of the loaf, tbh.

  11. Abbiethedog

    It may have cornmeal in it and it may loosely be a “bread” but, it is not cornbread. Source: have eaten a lot of cornbread good and bad.

  12. painkillerswim

    Doesn’t even look like they used corn meal. I’m impressed.

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