Someone in your kitchen chose Trick instead of Treat! 🎃
Resident_Diamond7205
A midwestern delicacy. Get educated.
RandomErrer
cucumber ≠ zucchini
SheepherderDirect800
One time I watched a guy try and grill cucumber.
Fidodo
Cucumber stir fry is an actual dish, but this looks really gross.
Sorrelandroan
Julia Child has a recipe for baked cucumbers but I don’t think they look like this
CatsMakeMeHappier
Yeah yeah yeah. It was one of those days
black_mamba866
Ripperoni and cheese, my guy.
PunnyBaker
That zuccs
XXII78
When I was much younger, my Chef made a big production out of the fact that I sliced cucumbers for salad prep and put them in water, like the carrot and celery sticks. I was first learning, and Chef was one who loved to scream at everyone for even the _slightest_ of fuckups. He eventually got fired for punching someone lol
LaughRune
This is right up there with the time I had to teach a grown man how to use a whisk and a woman how to not put metal in a microwave. The most terrifying thing is that both these people were allowed to drive to work. 🤯
chocolatemommylover
Lol reminds me of how in Seinfeld, Poppy gets mad at Kramer for putting cucumber on his personal pan pizza.
Kloggins69420
Did they forget that zucchini exists?
Jumpy-Maize9843
Looks like some food at the hospital a day or two ago
kingftheeyesores
It looks like when my dad accidentally microwaved a salad.
bigredplastictuba
It’s a recipe in Joy of Cooking, so I tried it once. Not great.
BroM8-
Please. I’m begging you I need context. It hurts. 💀
mrpopenfresh
Baked cucumber is how I’d describe a lot of people I’ve worked with.
ScarcityFeisty2736
Stir fried cucumber with pork or beef is pretty common
cosmic-__-charlie
I’m already at home, but this post makes me want to go *even more home* if that is possible.
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i am now using this as an excuse to go home myself. =/
Meanwhile on another docket…” waiter ..theres a zucchini in my Greek salad”
This picture turned my well water into cucumber water.
I don’t know how to describe the sound that came out of me. Halfway between the last remnants of my soul leaving and a kicked puppy.
just why, god why would you do that to some perfectly fine vegetables.
Anyone who cooks cucumbers should be fired, then taken to the back 40 and shot (for their own sake).
Imagine using cucumbers for roasted veg when you could do this..
https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemon/comments/wvc9q6/the_creativity/
Someone in your kitchen chose Trick instead of Treat! 🎃
A midwestern delicacy. Get educated.
cucumber ≠ zucchini
One time I watched a guy try and grill cucumber.
Cucumber stir fry is an actual dish, but this looks really gross.
Julia Child has a recipe for baked cucumbers but I don’t think they look like this
Yeah yeah yeah. It was one of those days
Ripperoni and cheese, my guy.
That zuccs
When I was much younger, my Chef made a big production out of the fact that I sliced cucumbers for salad prep and put them in water, like the carrot and celery sticks. I was first learning, and Chef was one who loved to scream at everyone for even the _slightest_ of fuckups. He eventually got fired for punching someone lol
This is right up there with the time I had to teach a grown man how to use a whisk and a woman how to not put metal in a microwave. The most terrifying thing is that both these people were allowed to drive to work. 🤯
Lol reminds me of how in Seinfeld, Poppy gets mad at Kramer for putting cucumber on his personal pan pizza.
Did they forget that zucchini exists?
Looks like some food at the hospital a day or two ago
It looks like when my dad accidentally microwaved a salad.
It’s a recipe in Joy of Cooking, so I tried it once. Not great.
Please. I’m begging you I need context. It hurts. 💀
Baked cucumber is how I’d describe a lot of people I’ve worked with.
Stir fried cucumber with pork or beef is pretty common
I’m already at home, but this post makes me want to go *even more home* if that is possible.
Why tho