Do you feel ridiculous when you’re resting burgers for a dog?
Do you feel ridiculous when you’re resting burgers for a dog?
by The-Master-of-DeTox
33 Comments
HowieDuet
Dogs are a big business…I wouldn’t be surprised if a few restaurants pop up catering to pets
ridiculous_nonsense
There’s a guy who comes in almost every day and gets 4 sausage patties for his dog
lowfreq33
I would personally deliver it to the dog just to see the joy on its face.
bakedincanada
Nah, I feel honored.
Nezrite
Hey, if he’s paying…
j-endsville
Nah. We have a regular who sometimes gets a burger for his dog. Damn dog eats better than I do most of the time.
pokcetz
You don’t deserve to cook for anyone if you won’t cook for a dog.
Fair_Attention_485
I used to buy a lot of [redacted steaks] at my local butcher … my favorite butchers cut. One day a lady comes and buys a bunch next to me … I say oh do you also like [redactedA] … they’re my favorite cut and no one else seems to appreciate it! She said, oh they’re for my dog 😂
bolognaSandywich
We had one come back. The dog didn’t approve. Chef took that one personally
dirty_spatula
I’d rather cook for dogs honestly.
MoeSzyslakMonobrow
Harley is a good boy, and he deserves his goddamn burger.
criticalrooms
I usually order a plain patty for my dog when we go to dog friendly places but this dog’s order looks like pancreatitis
Zombie_Fuel
I don’t know what it says about me that I’d be *immensely* happier serving this to a dog rather than a human. I wouldn’t feel ridiculous at all.
puppies4prez
Dogs are better than most people.
kittenshart85
no, but i wish just once i would get a ticket like “unseasoned tilapia for grand duke floofbottom (my cat)”.
ttystikk
This just warmed my heart. I had a good boy named Harley for 17 years and he dearly loved his hamburgers. When I mentioned to the kitchen staff that it was his birthday and I wanted to hook him up, they didn’t feel ridiculous, they went all out!
Elysium137
Come on guys, don’t feed your dogs cheese and bacon.
chazd1984
Nah, man. I’m making that dog the best fuckin burger he’s ever had, also if I accidentally drop it on the floor, who cares.
Draask321
I would deliver his food like, “your meal, sir. Only our finest for the bestest boy!”
Havoccity
Just remember no salt
Classic-Month-5184
You don’t get paid for feelings mate.
shaunj72143
I’ve never heard a dog demand to speak to the manager, id actually prefer them to humans!
Get_up_stand-up
You’ll never find a human that appreciates it more! I know my lab would thoroughly appreciate the hard work lol. We don’t deserve dogs.
spankingasupermodel
I’d rather cook for dogs than ungrateful scum people
KyuubiKrazy
I cook it better actually.
lilonionforager
I would do anything for a dog and feel no shame at all
SquidBiz
As long as I know beforehand. They don’t need all the extra salt I’m about to rain over that patty.
Weird-Technology5606
Bro I’d make sure it’s the best burger I can cook, hell you mean??
I believe every living being deserves treats, it’s one of the smallest yet most joyful things in life. So as a chef I’ll gladly cook food as best as I can wether for a customer or a pet!
Yoteboy42
Someone asked for a grilled cheese the other day and said it was for their dog I made him promise and then….i put 9 slices of cheese on that sandwich….id do anything for the dog orders
bluedicaa
Fuck people. I’ll go the extra mile for dogs
hammerdown710
Nope. I work at a restaurant that specializes in trout, and my two dogs fucking love it when I bring home trout. We also do it for people who bring their dogs to eat outside all the time!
kait_1291
When I was 16, I was home alone and an intruder broke into our house by sliding a credit card into the doorjam of our screendoor. Our 80lb rottweiler/german shepherd mix(named Hershey) had him by the leg before he’d even cleared the threshold. The intruder backtracked, and slammed our heavy front door closed on our dogs head until our dog released him. Could have killed him, but other than some swelling, Hershey was fine.
That night, Hershey got an entire pork tenderloin from the best BBQ joint in town.
When Hershey finally took a turn for the worst at 18 years old, my dad quietly made two phonecalls. One to the vet, and one to the BBQ joint in town for a giant pork tenderloin.
Everytime I rang up something for someone’s dog, I think of our dog, and get a little misty. We don’t deserve dogs, and I serve everyone of them with pride, because they’re so much more polite than people are sometimes. Plus, I know I made that dogs entire life.
intrepid-teacher
My dog had cancer, and we always got him burgers after his chemotherapy. It was a lovely treat.
33 Comments
Dogs are a big business…I wouldn’t be surprised if a few restaurants pop up catering to pets
There’s a guy who comes in almost every day and gets 4 sausage patties for his dog
I would personally deliver it to the dog just to see the joy on its face.
Nah, I feel honored.
Hey, if he’s paying…
Nah. We have a regular who sometimes gets a burger for his dog. Damn dog eats better than I do most of the time.
You don’t deserve to cook for anyone if you won’t cook for a dog.
I used to buy a lot of [redacted steaks] at my local butcher … my favorite butchers cut. One day a lady comes and buys a bunch next to me … I say oh do you also like [redactedA] … they’re my favorite cut and no one else seems to appreciate it! She said, oh they’re for my dog 😂
We had one come back. The dog didn’t approve. Chef took that one personally
I’d rather cook for dogs honestly.
Harley is a good boy, and he deserves his goddamn burger.
I usually order a plain patty for my dog when we go to dog friendly places but this dog’s order looks like pancreatitis
I don’t know what it says about me that I’d be *immensely* happier serving this to a dog rather than a human. I wouldn’t feel ridiculous at all.
Dogs are better than most people.
no, but i wish just once i would get a ticket like “unseasoned tilapia for grand duke floofbottom (my cat)”.
This just warmed my heart. I had a good boy named Harley for 17 years and he dearly loved his hamburgers. When I mentioned to the kitchen staff that it was his birthday and I wanted to hook him up, they didn’t feel ridiculous, they went all out!
Come on guys, don’t feed your dogs cheese and bacon.
Nah, man. I’m making that dog the best fuckin burger he’s ever had, also if I accidentally drop it on the floor, who cares.
I would deliver his food like, “your meal, sir. Only our finest for the bestest boy!”
Just remember no salt
You don’t get paid for feelings mate.
I’ve never heard a dog demand to speak to the manager, id actually prefer them to humans!
You’ll never find a human that appreciates it more! I know my lab would thoroughly appreciate the hard work lol. We don’t deserve dogs.
I’d rather cook for dogs than ungrateful scum people
I cook it better actually.
I would do anything for a dog and feel no shame at all
As long as I know beforehand. They don’t need all the extra salt I’m about to rain over that patty.
Bro I’d make sure it’s the best burger I can cook, hell you mean??
I believe every living being deserves treats, it’s one of the smallest yet most joyful things in life. So as a chef I’ll gladly cook food as best as I can wether for a customer or a pet!
Someone asked for a grilled cheese the other day and said it was for their dog I made him promise and then….i put 9 slices of cheese on that sandwich….id do anything for the dog orders
Fuck people. I’ll go the extra mile for dogs
Nope. I work at a restaurant that specializes in trout, and my two dogs fucking love it when I bring home trout. We also do it for people who bring their dogs to eat outside all the time!
When I was 16, I was home alone and an intruder broke into our house by sliding a credit card into the doorjam of our screendoor. Our 80lb rottweiler/german shepherd mix(named Hershey) had him by the leg before he’d even cleared the threshold. The intruder backtracked, and slammed our heavy front door closed on our dogs head until our dog released him. Could have killed him, but other than some swelling, Hershey was fine.
That night, Hershey got an entire pork tenderloin from the best BBQ joint in town.
When Hershey finally took a turn for the worst at 18 years old, my dad quietly made two phonecalls. One to the vet, and one to the BBQ joint in town for a giant pork tenderloin.
Everytime I rang up something for someone’s dog, I think of our dog, and get a little misty. We don’t deserve dogs, and I serve everyone of them with pride, because they’re so much more polite than people are sometimes. Plus, I know I made that dogs entire life.
My dog had cancer, and we always got him burgers after his chemotherapy. It was a lovely treat.
Rest in peace, Sully.