I got a girl onion today

by D3T3KT

33 Comments

  1. GoWest1223

    “Everything I do reminds me of her…”
    or
    “She had many layers… Much more pungent the deeper you go.”

  2. JumpLiftRepeat

    Hi there! You really have a beautiful smile, wanna grab a drink later?

  3. geologyrocks98

    Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?

  4. i thought this said you got a girl an onion. like, as a gift.

  5. crossfader02

    she got an ass like an onion, makes me wanna cry

  6. SwordfishOk504

    You know the dishie took that out back and f&*ked it

  7. Snoo_62693

    I read this automatically in donkey voice. Ooh, you’re a girrrl onion.

  8. fibronacci

    “yo you wanna step into the cooler to see these pickles?” Looks over at other degenerate cook. “I found her first, she’s mine!”

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