I would probably start with a squeegee and bring it all to the center
AOP_fiction
I’d dump boiling water to dilute it, then squeegee to the floor drain, then proper clean the floor
2ndmost
Start outside with a cigarette
raisedbytides
I’d start by going home lol
mkstot
CLEANUP AISLE 1!!!
lower_banana
It’s its Alfredo sauce then tell Alfredo to clean it.
pbrsux
Walking out the back door hoping no one saw
AuxNimbus
It’s Alfredover
ImNotReallyKyle
have a smoke and get 2 bench scrapers, and scoop as much as I can before using paper towel, then grab a mop with some degreaser in the bucket
PunnyBaker
Get a dustpan and broom and scoop up the bulk of it, then mop the rest. Bonus points if you have a floor squeegee instead
Happy-Tower-3920
Indeed.
Sundaytoofaraway
I’d start a new life on a small island in the pacific.
_0utis_
Once the cigarette and the clean-up that others mentioned is done, just strike off that terrible sauce from the menu. Saves you having to remake it too!
Redditandhotgarbage
Definitely by checkin’ my fit…
Annsopel
Throw in some fettuccine, of course.
HughMungus77
How clean is the floor and are there bread scraps nearby?
Grip-my-juiceky
I’d start where you did. Wipe that shit off and figure out how to scrape that shit up on the second step. Third step would obviously be to put that sauce back in the line before anybody noticed it was missing. I mean what. 10 second rule
Actual-Stuff-513
I’d quit
Cooknbikes
Squeege into a dust pan. Toss all sauce in a bun. Then clean with rags and a mop. Gotta clean big mess first or you just track shit every where.
Jumpy-Drummer-7771
If you’re a manager or generally just a piece of shit you start with a big “WHAT HAPPENED?”. If you are a real one you start grabbing cleaning supplies.
Im-Not-A-Number
At the bar
maaalicelaaamb
I wish you’d let us guess what it was 🙁
MatrimonyAcrimony
clock out. move on.
ThatFuckingGuy2
Hot hose that shit
micmur998
First rule Blame Tim. Then, make Tim do it.
Solidmarsh
First you say, “hey everyone, jeff jizzed his pants again” its a classic and it lands every time
Sailorm0on27
Omfg😂
DiceRoller2023
I hate those carts. Not surprised to see it involved in this
DesignerOk6700
Go find a stray dog to lick it up
ejolson
I wouldn’t rule out a quick cry in the walk in
chriscut15
I’d make Alfredo to order so this couldn’t happen.
concernedflworker
Walking to the nearest restaurant and applying. Can start today.
devthebabe
Reminds me of a time I dropped a container of our house dressing. It fell flat on it’s base, shot up and covered our 25 foot ceiling. It was like seeing Old Faithful.
Clean up yourself first, the start in the center of the spill and work outwards. Reverse order is fine too, as long as you mop it good
juniorp76
Start by melting some butter and adding flour
bubblewrapbones
Grab the linen bag and dump it right on there
dfinkelstein
Start? My brother, it appears you have finished.
In dramatic fashion.
I suggest what I use. A damp towel.
AllHallNah
I’d start by looking for a new job. OP, your restaurant is cooked.
Drug_fueled_sarcasm
Smoke a bowl in the walk-in
SelarDorr
id start by finishing that ?tiramisu
TILaddict
Oh man. One time, me and the other dishie were pushing the spent oil out of the restaurant through the hall to the grease dump. We were in a marina and had to be super conscious of contaminating the water.
Well, we hit the door frame and spilled literally 30 gallons of oil on the floor, going everywhere.
Chef comes out, sees the mess, looks us up and down and rolls his eyes. “Boys, I’m not going to yell at you, I’m mad as fuck, but I’m not going to yell. This is going to take hours to clean up properly. You better go take your smoke break now, because after that you won’t get a break til this is clean”
Yeah, after that joint and cigarette break, it took us 3 hours to make it spotless.
yaya2593
I would throw some flour to absorb the liquid
bf_noob
How much pasta do you have?
Positive-Wonder3329
This is also a pretty well composed and interesting photo. We see the accident and the immediate aftermath and are left imagining what will ensue, all comfortably within frame, well lit, level and all that. Keeper for sure!
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I would probably start with a squeegee and bring it all to the center
I’d dump boiling water to dilute it, then squeegee to the floor drain, then proper clean the floor
Start outside with a cigarette
I’d start by going home lol
CLEANUP AISLE 1!!!
It’s its Alfredo sauce then tell Alfredo to clean it.
Walking out the back door hoping no one saw
It’s Alfredover
have a smoke and get 2 bench scrapers, and scoop as much as I can before using paper towel, then grab a mop with some degreaser in the bucket
Get a dustpan and broom and scoop up the bulk of it, then mop the rest. Bonus points if you have a floor squeegee instead
Indeed.
I’d start a new life on a small island in the pacific.
Once the cigarette and the clean-up that others mentioned is done, just strike off that terrible sauce from the menu. Saves you having to remake it too!
Definitely by checkin’ my fit…
Throw in some fettuccine, of course.
How clean is the floor and are there bread scraps nearby?
I’d start where you did. Wipe that shit off and figure out how to scrape that shit up on the second step. Third step would obviously be to put that sauce back in the line before anybody noticed it was missing. I mean what. 10 second rule
I’d quit
Squeege into a dust pan. Toss all sauce in a bun. Then clean with rags and a mop. Gotta clean big mess first or you just track shit every where.
If you’re a manager or generally just a piece of shit you start with a big “WHAT HAPPENED?”. If you are a real one you start grabbing cleaning supplies.
At the bar
I wish you’d let us guess what it was 🙁
clock out. move on.
Hot hose that shit
First rule Blame Tim.
Then, make Tim do it.
First you say, “hey everyone, jeff jizzed his pants again” its a classic and it lands every time
Omfg😂
I hate those carts. Not surprised to see it involved in this
Go find a stray dog to lick it up
I wouldn’t rule out a quick cry in the walk in
I’d make Alfredo to order so this couldn’t happen.
Walking to the nearest restaurant and applying. Can start today.
Reminds me of a time I dropped a container of our house dressing. It fell flat on it’s base, shot up and covered our 25 foot ceiling. It was like seeing Old Faithful.
Clean up yourself first, the start in the center of the spill and work outwards. Reverse order is fine too, as long as you mop it good
Start by melting some butter and adding flour
Grab the linen bag and dump it right on there
Start? My brother, it appears you have finished.
In dramatic fashion.
I suggest what I use. A damp towel.
I’d start by looking for a new job. OP, your restaurant is cooked.
Smoke a bowl in the walk-in
id start by finishing that ?tiramisu
Oh man. One time, me and the other dishie were pushing the spent oil out of the restaurant through the hall to the grease dump. We were in a marina and had to be super conscious of contaminating the water.
Well, we hit the door frame and spilled literally 30 gallons of oil on the floor, going everywhere.
Chef comes out, sees the mess, looks us up and down and rolls his eyes. “Boys, I’m not going to yell at you, I’m mad as fuck, but I’m not going to yell. This is going to take hours to clean up properly. You better go take your smoke break now, because after that you won’t get a break til this is clean”
Yeah, after that joint and cigarette break, it took us 3 hours to make it spotless.
I would throw some flour to absorb the liquid
How much pasta do you have?
This is also a pretty well composed and interesting photo. We see the accident and the immediate aftermath and are left imagining what will ensue, all comfortably within frame, well lit, level and all that. Keeper for sure!
Definitely pants and shoes first 🤣
I’d start with a few good sobs in the walk in