My boss "chef in title only" said we're spoused to put the bamboo skewer into a pot and fill it to the line as a measurement to make our oatmeal. I've also got a rope with knots tied in it to measure speed.

by AnAsainCook

20 Comments

  1. PorchettaDiTesta

    Sounds to me like everybody is making oatmeal differently

  2. GoWest1223

    Thought it was to micromanage the servers while serving guest.

  3. Unknown_Author70

    This is where everybody organises their ‘own’ pot of different sizes.. Everybody use the skewer, and act baffled when the oatmeal consistency is still off.

  4. ChefArtorias

    How does the knotted rope work? And why are you married to the stick?

  5. wendigibi

    Please tell me how he measures speed with a knotted rope

    Edit to say in a kitchen

    I was tired when I first read this after waking up a tad I realized my mistake

  6. showers_with_grandpa

    Next time you are late blame it on your sun dial not working on a cloudy day

  7. snowocean84

    I like the container, really ties the whole insanity together

  8. bendar1347

    Please tell us how the knotted rope speed guage works. We are fucking dying here

  9. Do they use knotted strings for payroll too?

    I’ve worked at places that would benefit from such modern technology…

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