The dough doesn't look good, but it was very delicious. And it occurred to me to place the ham like this, it seemed like a great idea, but I was highly criticized by my friends, they told me it was pizzacrimes.
by Sheila_Hollie
26 Comments
GiLND
No, it looks yummy
solidpeyo
I would complain about how bad they cut the ham. But I would eat it
3sp00py5me
Yes crime
vvf
Misdemeanor
captain_bowlton
Ham should not be in noodle form. I’ll let you go with a warning.
Dogballs47
I’ve never had Bubble Tape on pizza before.
Amish_Warl0rd
Major crime
babadum
Well it looks like somebody shat their intestinal worms on it so you tell me
Dreamspitter
😒 Distribute the toppings evenly.
Feldew
Yes, probably, but I’d still eat it.
limitlessfun02
Mammoth_Lychee_8377
What’s the yellow stuff on the crust? Did you bake it or microwave it? That dough looks flat and mealy and gnarly to eat. The ham looks like you steamed it.
Or you baked it somewhere less than 400 degrees.
512biguy
That looks fire. I think people get too bet outta shape on what something is “supposed” to be. If it tastes good, then I’d say eat it! Source – I’m a chef for 15 years
Hagamein
Under your ham noodles, is it cheese or béarnaise sauce?
At most i’d say it could’ve used a higher temp so the ham and cheese uhh… fried? grilled? burninated? (i’m forgetting the right term, apologies) a bit more so it gets that slight crispiness that makes it even more delicious. But aside from that and not separating the ham slices, it’s a perfectly good homemade pizza.
REDDIT_A_Troll_Forum
❌
Tartan-Special
I can’t tell if it’s a pizza, but it’s certainly a crime
stonecoldcoldstone
just underbaked
joyofsovietcooking
This looks like a pizza in the shape of the gaping maw of a sandworm served on a bizarre Dunetie-in tablecloth featuring many gaping maws of sandworms.
BroHungary
Its just great i can tell u. Im a pizza expert
Thanks Joe!
TrucksAndBongs
Are those mf earthworms
Sparkster227
I can’t really judge the flavors, because the biggest issue is it doesn’t seem to be cooked properly.
26 Comments
No, it looks yummy
I would complain about how bad they cut the ham. But I would eat it
Yes crime
Misdemeanor
Ham should not be in noodle form. I’ll let you go with a warning.
I’ve never had Bubble Tape on pizza before.
Major crime
Well it looks like somebody shat their intestinal worms on it so you tell me
😒 Distribute the toppings evenly.
Yes, probably, but I’d still eat it.
What’s the yellow stuff on the crust? Did you bake it or microwave it? That dough looks flat and mealy and gnarly to eat. The ham looks like you steamed it.
Or you baked it somewhere less than 400 degrees.
That looks fire. I think people get too bet outta shape on what something is “supposed” to be. If it tastes good, then I’d say eat it! Source – I’m a chef for 15 years
Under your ham noodles, is it cheese or béarnaise sauce?
Disgusting. Not because of the ham. But.
[IT’S FUCKING RAW](https://youtu.be/JsBRTEm6HlI?si=kqpw5g6AEkkaHL51&t=38)
Yeah, I love worm ribbons
Pizza? Where?
Yup
At most i’d say it could’ve used a higher temp so the ham and cheese uhh… fried? grilled? burninated? (i’m forgetting the right term, apologies) a bit more so it gets that slight crispiness that makes it even more delicious. But aside from that and not separating the ham slices, it’s a perfectly good homemade pizza.
❌
I can’t tell if it’s a pizza, but it’s certainly a crime
just underbaked
This looks like a pizza in the shape of the gaping maw of a sandworm served on a bizarre Dunetie-in tablecloth featuring many gaping maws of sandworms.
Its just great i can tell u. Im a pizza expert
Thanks Joe!
Are those mf earthworms
I can’t really judge the flavors, because the biggest issue is it doesn’t seem to be cooked properly.