Except steak. I was promised steak by their tagline!
mito413
The lighting alone would cause me to retreat. Am I a snob?
Plsdontcalmdown
chances are slim…
AOP_fiction
What is that menu?
Legitimate_Cloud2215
Looks like a garage sale.
VALTIELENTINE
That propane tank is definitely a major code violation
MichelHollaback
Either best homecooking type meal you’ve ever had, or inedibly bad. No inbetween.
LostMyPercolatorFish
10 bucks says I’d have to shit before I finished my breakfast sandwich because of the copious amounts of that fake butter stuff that everything is fried in 🤣
Human-Comb-1471
It feels like if i ate there every day, I would die before my grandmother.
Spidaaman
It’ll either be outstanding or barely edible.
AuntySocialite
a lot of chicken fingies and frozen fries
spageddy77
the bums at r/nbacirclejerk would get a kick outta this
LordLizardWizard
No
mcflyfly
No way in hell
IAm5toned
chef mike’s meat & 3 special
Astraea_Fuor
this looks like what would happen if you told an interdimensional alien to design a “very human house” and given them 15 minutes of studying interior design.
Itchy_Professor_4133
No
Inevitable-Tell9192
Probably frozen food right off the sysco truck.
viscousvial
Home Sweet Home
Villimaro
Exactly the perfect place to take my addled mother-in-law and her next door neighbor for lunch since they closed the Bob Evans.
ButtholeAnomaly
So, how was it?
Miserable-Anxiety229
It will be the worst food you’ve ever had 100%
No_Series3763
Are you sure you aren’t in someone’s house?
Flashdance_Ass_Pants
This looks like my kind of place. Probably a very popular weekend breakfast spot. Does a good diner lunch. Is not licensed so does not get good dinner traffick and now closes at 3:00 pm.
snatchinyosigns
If it’s not packed you will be getting food poisoning
cladinacape
It looks like Gordon Ramsey’s about to sit down next to you and start screaming at the owner
Overlandtraveler
No. The food will be mediocre at best, and straight Sysco at worst. These types of places always have a lot of clutter and dust, cobwebs and fake plants, with a basic menu and nothing really stands out. Heavy on the Sysco and not on the quality of food.
ParsleyBeneficial123
Meatloaf Wednesdays vibe
ExcessivelyGayParrot
either it’s going to taste like some of the best home style you’ve ever had, or you’re getting there just before Ramsey’s film crew sets up for another episode of kitchen nightmares
A_Grain_Of_Saltines
I know it’ll be shit. Anyplace with 4000 menu items will blow.
tol419
The A1 says nope
PTLTYJWLYSMGBYAKYIJN
Is this seeeerious?
chroniclerofblarney
This is one of the most horribly decorated spaces I’ve seen on the internet. I wouldn’t trust anyone who decorated this space to make me food.
Righteous_Mangoes
lol we have a joint like this around here. It’s Italian, Mexican and American. They have the best taco pizza ever 😭😭 my boyfriend was skeptical of me taking him there and when we left he agreed this lil run down dingy hole in the wall joint had dank food.
RedsDeadWhosZed
Nah, needs more goofy shit on the walls
Iamthewalrusforreal
Dry burgers and soggy fries inbound.
whitedsepdivine
Based off the size of the menu and what seems to be a slow business, no. You cannot have that many items fresh without high traffic or high prices.
IAmFaddie
I thought this was your living room
Weird-Cup-8079
The decor is confusing, but your date is a doll. How was it?
Ok_Understanding5184
The space heater in front of the fireplace seems a touch redundant
Wildcat_twister12
Propane tank in the fireplace? In the words of Hank Hill, “BWAH!”
hubbyofhoarder
That menu is awfully big for a place that looks like that. I’d be expecting 100 percent frozen Sysco products. The propane heater in front of the fireplace is a dead give away.
Edit: that’s a regular patio propane tank *inside* the fireplace driving a propane heater?
Yeah, that is fully “Nope, you don’t care about my safety or your own” territory. I would leave and call the fire dept. Fuck that!
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The space heater in front of the fireplace with a propane tank it it lets me know they really know what their doing
Propane tank in the fireplace? You’re about to eat well.
Amateur hour at best.
Storage room looks great. Where’s the rest?
They blastin “dont stop beleivin”
Po’ boys and Authentic Greek food? Blue Rhino is class
man, why do you have to diss the [Country Gentleman Family Restaurant](https://www.yelp.com/biz/country-gentleman-family-restaurant-gautier) like that?
the [Mayor of Gautier, MS](https://www.gautier-ms.gov/ImageRepository/Document?documentID=177) would like a word with you.
please, tell me you ordered the [Liver and Onions](https://s3-media0.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/hU1501d19H1-4sdrvqlZ_g/o.jpg)
😀😃🙂 the link to the mayor
Now -that’s- a menu.
Except steak. I was promised steak by their tagline!
The lighting alone would cause me to retreat. Am I a snob?
chances are slim…
What is that menu?
Looks like a garage sale.
That propane tank is definitely a major code violation
Either best homecooking type meal you’ve ever had, or inedibly bad. No inbetween.
10 bucks says I’d have to shit before I finished my breakfast sandwich because of the copious amounts of that fake butter stuff that everything is fried in 🤣
It feels like if i ate there every day, I would die before my grandmother.
It’ll either be outstanding or barely edible.
a lot of chicken fingies and frozen fries
the bums at r/nbacirclejerk would get a kick outta this
No
No way in hell
chef mike’s meat & 3 special
this looks like what would happen if you told an interdimensional alien to design a “very human house” and given them 15 minutes of studying interior design.
No
Probably frozen food right off the sysco truck.
Home Sweet Home
Exactly the perfect place to take my addled mother-in-law and her next door neighbor for lunch since they closed the Bob Evans.
So, how was it?
It will be the worst food you’ve ever had 100%
Are you sure you aren’t in someone’s house?
This looks like my kind of place. Probably a very popular weekend breakfast spot. Does a good diner lunch. Is not licensed so does not get good dinner traffick and now closes at 3:00 pm.
If it’s not packed you will be getting food poisoning
It looks like Gordon Ramsey’s about to sit down next to you and start screaming at the owner
No. The food will be mediocre at best, and straight Sysco at worst. These types of places always have a lot of clutter and dust, cobwebs and fake plants, with a basic menu and nothing really stands out. Heavy on the Sysco and not on the quality of food.
Meatloaf Wednesdays vibe
either it’s going to taste like some of the best home style you’ve ever had, or you’re getting there just before Ramsey’s film crew sets up for another episode of kitchen nightmares
I know it’ll be shit. Anyplace with 4000 menu items will blow.
The A1 says nope
Is this seeeerious?
This is one of the most horribly decorated spaces I’ve seen on the internet. I wouldn’t trust anyone who decorated this space to make me food.
lol we have a joint like this around here. It’s Italian, Mexican and American. They have the best taco pizza ever 😭😭 my boyfriend was skeptical of me taking him there and when we left he agreed this lil run down dingy hole in the wall joint had dank food.
Nah, needs more goofy shit on the walls
Dry burgers and soggy fries inbound.
Based off the size of the menu and what seems to be a slow business, no. You cannot have that many items fresh without high traffic or high prices.
I thought this was your living room
The decor is confusing, but your date is a doll. How was it?
The space heater in front of the fireplace seems a touch redundant
Propane tank in the fireplace? In the words of Hank Hill, “BWAH!”
That menu is awfully big for a place that looks like that. I’d be expecting 100 percent frozen Sysco products. The propane heater in front of the fireplace is a dead give away.
Edit: that’s a regular patio propane tank *inside* the fireplace driving a propane heater?
Yeah, that is fully “Nope, you don’t care about my safety or your own” territory. I would leave and call the fire dept. Fuck that!