They had also labeled it as "it doesn't look good, but it tastes great!" Yeah… I would like you to raise your expectations sir 😅 Straight to jail, do not collect "Celeste pizza for one" anymore!
by Ali_Cat222
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Maximum-Ear9554
I haven’t had on in years but they were fire when I was a kid, low quality but no crime
Flotack

ShiftyState
I’m not seeing the problem here. It’s frozen pizza. Your expectations should be low to begin with. That actually looks pretty good for a frozen pizza, if I’m being honest.
fiendzone
ABBONDANZA!
SousVideDiaper
Don’t tell mom
ChumpNicholson
I got one of those on break once from the Dollar Tree across the street. It tasted somehow even sadder than it looked.
Low_Wall_7828
Recently, I got one for the first time in decades. It just wasn’t that good. Other better choices for the same price point,
FxllenFlowers
NEVER diss a Celeste pizza. microwave it and mix the cheese and sauce together with the back of a spoon and add paprika and Cajun,,,, life changing poverty meal
_Jahffrey_
The real crime is RC cola
vishysuave
These are on par with the little party pizzas. Not great, not terrible for what it is. 🤷🏻♂️
-anditsnotevenclose
It’s fine for a frozen pizza that’s usually $1/ea. Throw some Valentina’s on it, and you’re golden.
You could do a LOT worse with frozen pizza.
thisisnotme78721
ABBONDANZA!
nuttmegx
yeh yeah yeah…. but ill tell ya what, when you are drunk and its after midnight, those things are fucking dope.
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I haven’t had on in years but they were fire when I was a kid, low quality but no crime

I’m not seeing the problem here. It’s frozen pizza. Your expectations should be low to begin with. That actually looks pretty good for a frozen pizza, if I’m being honest.
ABBONDANZA!
Don’t tell mom
I got one of those on break once from the Dollar Tree across the street. It tasted somehow even sadder than it looked.
Recently, I got one for the first time in decades. It just wasn’t that good. Other better choices for the same price point,
NEVER diss a Celeste pizza. microwave it and mix the cheese and sauce together with the back of a spoon and add paprika and Cajun,,,, life changing poverty meal
The real crime is RC cola
These are on par with the little party pizzas. Not great, not terrible for what it is. 🤷🏻♂️
It’s fine for a frozen pizza that’s usually $1/ea. Throw some Valentina’s on it, and you’re golden.
You could do a LOT worse with frozen pizza.
ABBONDANZA!
yeh yeah yeah…. but ill tell ya what, when you are drunk and its after midnight, those things are fucking dope.