That person needs to 1) stay at home since most of the known world is hostile to their digestive system, and 2) learn how to spell so they don’t get killed.
junkyard_robot
Pescatarian who is allergic to fin fish and shell fish.
brooklynadm
NO! NOT THE LAGUMS!
pthowell
Wow. What did you end up serving them?
kwillich
“Yes, tonight I’ll be having the egg shells, please…. But can you include ONLY the part that ISN’T the shell? I’m allergic to those. Thank you so very much!”
CanRepresentative672
wtf am i supposed to do with all these extra butterfly wings, now?
and this huge box of lagums just sitting there wasting away?
and ive been saving up eggshells for months, now what? just throw them away??
LookBig4918
I’d just tell this person “the kitchen is understaffed and so we’re really lagums today”
TheRainbowFruit
Ice though? 🤔
tenehemia
Gluten free listed four times in different ways, dairy also listed four times. Pescatarian but also needs to mention red meat twice. “Ice, clay, horses”???
Either this is a really good joke or this person needs to be institutionalized because they’re going to snap and murder someone for coming within 15 feet of them with a sandwich.
Chef_GonZo
Just die
BraileDildo8inches
Pescatarian followed by Fin Fish allergy?
Voiceless-Echo
Why do the mention dairy and gluten three times? It’s a waste of time reading this note all the info is basically listed from the line above frog legs and down
LetsHookUpSF
“I apologize. There is no way I can guarantee that there will be no cross contamination of allergens.”
BBallsagna
How is somebody allergic to ice? Do you serve your horse baked in clay? Just with butterfly bodies though, no wings
-__-why
Butterfly wings are so delicious, they’re missing out.
/s
17Ram
Some people commenting here don’t seen to realize that this is a banquet list, each line is a different person. This apparently was a wedding
stuckonpost
I’m Pesca-Pescatarian. I only eat fish that eat other fish.
Codilious44
What in the hell can she eat? Some type of paste?
Pillsbury37
how can someone be allergic to ice?
CordeliaGrace
Not gonna lie, the butterfly thing had me choke laughing on my beverage.
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This is a joke right?
That person needs to 1) stay at home since most of the known world is hostile to their digestive system, and 2) learn how to spell so they don’t get killed.
Pescatarian who is allergic to fin fish and shell fish.
NO! NOT THE LAGUMS!
Wow. What did you end up serving them?
“Yes, tonight I’ll be having the egg shells, please…. But can you include ONLY the part that ISN’T the shell? I’m allergic to those. Thank you so very much!”
wtf am i supposed to do with all these extra butterfly wings, now?
and this huge box of lagums just sitting there wasting away?
and ive been saving up eggshells for months, now what? just throw them away??
I’d just tell this person “the kitchen is understaffed and so we’re really lagums today”
Ice though? 🤔
Gluten free listed four times in different ways, dairy also listed four times. Pescatarian but also needs to mention red meat twice. “Ice, clay, horses”???
Either this is a really good joke or this person needs to be institutionalized because they’re going to snap and murder someone for coming within 15 feet of them with a sandwich.
Just die
Pescatarian followed by Fin Fish allergy?
Why do the mention dairy and gluten three times? It’s a waste of time reading this note all the info is basically listed from the line above frog legs and down
“I apologize. There is no way I can guarantee that there will be no cross contamination of allergens.”
How is somebody allergic to ice?
Do you serve your horse baked in clay? Just with butterfly bodies though, no wings
Butterfly wings are so delicious, they’re missing out.
/s
Some people commenting here don’t seen to realize that this is a banquet list, each line is a different person. This apparently was a wedding
I’m Pesca-Pescatarian. I only eat fish that eat other fish.
What in the hell can she eat? Some type of paste?
how can someone be allergic to ice?
Not gonna lie, the butterfly thing had me choke laughing on my beverage.