This one’s really something

by Moist-Classroom-418

21 Comments

  1. the_bollo

    That person needs to 1) stay at home since most of the known world is hostile to their digestive system, and 2) learn how to spell so they don’t get killed.

  2. junkyard_robot

    Pescatarian who is allergic to fin fish and shell fish.

  3. “Yes, tonight I’ll be having the egg shells, please…. But can you include ONLY the part that ISN’T the shell? I’m allergic to those. Thank you so very much!”

  4. CanRepresentative672

    wtf am i supposed to do with all these extra butterfly wings, now?

    and this huge box of lagums just sitting there wasting away?

    and ive been saving up eggshells for months, now what? just throw them away??

  5. LookBig4918

    I’d just tell this person “the kitchen is understaffed and so we’re really lagums today”

  6. tenehemia

    Gluten free listed four times in different ways, dairy also listed four times. Pescatarian but also needs to mention red meat twice. “Ice, clay, horses”???

    Either this is a really good joke or this person needs to be institutionalized because they’re going to snap and murder someone for coming within 15 feet of them with a sandwich.

  7. BraileDildo8inches

    Pescatarian followed by Fin Fish allergy?

  8. Voiceless-Echo

    Why do the mention dairy and gluten three times? It’s a waste of time reading this note all the info is basically listed from the line above frog legs and down

  9. LetsHookUpSF

    “I apologize. There is no way I can guarantee that there will be no cross contamination of allergens.”

  10. BBallsagna

    How is somebody allergic to ice?
    Do you serve your horse baked in clay? Just with butterfly bodies though, no wings

  11. Butterfly wings are so delicious, they’re missing out.

    /s

  12. Some people commenting here don’t seen to realize that this is a banquet list, each line is a different person. This apparently was a wedding

  13. stuckonpost

    I’m Pesca-Pescatarian. I only eat fish that eat other fish.

  14. Codilious44

    What in the hell can she eat? Some type of paste?

  15. CordeliaGrace

    Not gonna lie, the butterfly thing had me choke laughing on my beverage.

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