A friend posted this on FB, and I thought ya’all would enjoy
A friend posted this on FB, and I thought ya’all would enjoy
by pepeeltoro
16 Comments
Historical_Cable_203
but the existential horrors never leave your body…
activelyresting
YOLO – You Obviously Like Owls
Letzes86
I’m filled with existential horror and yet there is space for a lot of sweets, mostly ice cream. Maybe it melts and combines well with the horror.
Sad-Fox6934
I’m pretty sure the swords are actually 0 calories
siler7
Eating five swords will lower your calorie consumption by 100%.
CalmClea
Fake!
That many owls is definitely more calories !
Strawbelly22
We all know that chicken has approx 440cal per 100g, that’s why it’s only twice as filling as pure oil.
Not_A_Wendigo
I feel like owls would have about the same calorie density as chickens, but maybe they are including the indigestible parts of the owls.
Evening_Membership40
How long does the existential dread take to digest? Asking for a friend —
Avacalhador9
Scientific sources actually say “sword swallowing” is a great exercise and very good for your health. 🤣 Can be a great low calorie protein source too, if you “swallow”. 😂😂 A bit crass, I know, but I couldn’t resist
TelevisionUnable6306
😄
Un__Real
I’m definitely full of existential horror!
Puzzleheaded_Back255
You can really fill up on existential horrors!
BreakfastSavage
The macros on the swords and owls would be way lower, cap
MYSTONYMOUS
What I got from this is why aren’t we all eating owls?
16 Comments
but the existential horrors never leave your body…
YOLO – You Obviously Like Owls
I’m filled with existential horror and yet there is space for a lot of sweets, mostly ice cream. Maybe it melts and combines well with the horror.
I’m pretty sure the swords are actually 0 calories
Eating five swords will lower your calorie consumption by 100%.
Fake!
That many owls is definitely more calories !
We all know that chicken has approx 440cal per 100g, that’s why it’s only twice as filling as pure oil.
I feel like owls would have about the same calorie density as chickens, but maybe they are including the indigestible parts of the owls.
How long does the existential dread take to digest? Asking for a friend —
Scientific sources actually say “sword swallowing” is a great exercise and very good for your health. 🤣 Can be a great low calorie protein source too, if you “swallow”. 😂😂 A bit crass, I know, but I couldn’t resist
😄
I’m definitely full of existential horror!
You can really fill up on existential horrors!
The macros on the swords and owls would be way lower, cap
What I got from this is why aren’t we all eating owls?
Never feelt so full after 5 owls