Put the most delicious sandwich ever on your menu and if you call it a sando I won’t order it. Dunno why it rustles my jimmies as much as it does but everybody has to be principled about something. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

by chainsawgeoff

41 Comments

  1. On your side with this one. Plus “sando” is Japan’s take on a western sandwiches with fluffy, sometimes sweet, milk bread. Is the sandwich on the menu anywhere even near that?!

  2. CommitDaily

    Sando is how they call sandwich in Japan so unless it’s a Japanese way of making a sandwich then naming a sandwich as sando is out of context. That sanso better have chicken katsu and kewpie in it

  3. Beneficial-Ranger166

    it feels like it’s trying way too hard to be cool/upscale while still casual, like saying Frisco instead of San Francisco

  4. Uberslaughter

    Team sando hater 4 life – not like you’re even saving a syllable

  5. aratcliffe

    Guys who insist on “sando” are married to women who refer to them as “hubby”.

  6. BlindWalnut

    A sando and a sandwich are 2 different fucking things. Fight me.

  7. Placidaydream

    Sandwich on the menu Sando on the tickets. Three less characters to print and I like yelling Sando across the line to my grill guys and I feel no shame

  8. therealtwomartinis

    the ONLY one that gets to order a “sando” is motherfucking Lando Calrissian. it comes with a side of Colt45

  9. ANAL-FART

    I always hate having to say some kitschy bullshit when ordering at a restaurant.

  10. PickleWineBrine

    Sando is what you call it in Japan. And those are not what I call a sandwich. They’re great (except the dessert ones)

  11. TofuFoieGras

    Sando? No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man

  12. LastPlaceIWas

    Everyone is focused on Sando, but isn’t anyone gonna talk about bastardizing Tacwich into Taco??

  13. SnooOnions3369

    I would use it in the kitchen to call out tickets but I’d never put it on a menu. Also I find calling sandwiches “handhelds” on menus pretentious af, it’s a sandwich just let it be

  14. wizzard419

    The only time I accept “Sando” is if it’s trying to be a Japanese sandwich since that is the term they use.

  15. antifabusdriver

    If it uses shokupan or katsu it’s acceptable. I’m more upset that they misspelled Caesar.

  16. Easy_Combination_689

    This triggered me just as bad as when my cooks told me about fucken “glizzies”

  17. Sando is Japanese for sandwich. It’s legit if it’s a Japanese style sandwich made with shokupan

  18. Cananbaum

    As others have pointed out, it does have some semantic connotation.

    Sandos are the Japanese equivalent of a sandwich, so, thick shokupan w/o the crust and served with cream and fruit, fried cutlets, or egg salad. But that being said, sando has a very narrow focus on its definition.

    Sandwiches are typical western fare and have a broader connotation.

    How I see it is that a lot of food has a taxonomy.

    “Sandwiches” are a “family” class, sandos are a “genus” just below it, with the varying types of sandos as “species”.

  19. Sea_Peanut-

    Ill take the frio chicko sando witho provo ando pesto ando tomato servo witho ao sideo ceso salo

  20. I just can’t believe the prices they charge for an obviously less superior “sando” or whatever the heck the hipsters and whipersnappers are calling them these days! Even the late great Colonel (Sanders), RIP, wouldn’t stand for this kind of chicken blasphemy!!!

  21. Personally I’ve watched enough Letterkenny to like it, hate it again, and like it again. I got bigger fish to fry. Possibly for sandos

  22. unbelizeable1

    “HANDHELDS” Mother fucker, that’s literally a sandwich.

  23. I honestly can’t stand this abbreviation either. It’s annoying to hear out loud. Sando, how dumb. It’s like an edgy term for fake sandwich lovers

  24. chalk_in_boots

    Very, very common slang in Aus. Like, if it was on the menu as a sandwich there’s like a 30% chance people will just say sando anyway.

  25. If I get a sando and it’s not a shokupan i’m gonna be pissed and want my $ back.

  26. It’s a sandwich, not a sammy, not a sammich, or anything else. I’m with you!

  27. Cucumber on tacos is also fucking stupid. It’s a fucking taco.

  28. flavorsaid

    Yea I’m so sick of the baby talk . “Din din” and “sammy “ are also annoying as fuck.

  29. bvheide1288

    I would die with you on this hill.

    It’s not even fewer syllables.

    It’s just more “bro-y”. Greased up like the Guido incel who decided to rename shit on the menu.

  30. Picklopolis

    Abso fucking lutely. Also hate veggies and rezies.

  31. UniversalFarrago

    I did a thing and made a heckin’ good chonk of a sando. Adulting for the win!

  32. super-hot-burna

    I mean. Policing slang is boomer behavior if I’m being honest.

  33. OneManGangTootToot

    I’m way more pissed at $18. I’ll just go to Popeyes. Thanks.

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