I love basic ass egg salad and had 3 pieces of bread left. Guess who’s satisfied AF without insta level effort

by slow_century

11 Comments

  1. fellonmyself

    The egg and the poop come from the same hole of a chicken so often times there is poop to wash off the eggshell. The hole is the ass

  2. ShiftyState

    I’ll do these with a little garlic salt and a nearly insane amount of black pepper.

    Delicious.

  3. concretepete1

    Fair enough, but my move when 3 slices left is one full sangy and one half. Feels like more even if it’s not

  4. makemeking706

    I have been double decker pb&js for at least 25 years of my life.

  5. Due-Improvement7128

    Sometimes there happens to be three slices of bread left and the end piece hollers to you

  6. BasedTaco_69

    Can’t argue too much here.

    I get the 3 slices and some eggs left situation. In the future though – if you’ve got a bit more mayo, that’d be great here. 3 bread slices needs a bit more moisture than you’d normally expect.

  7. Psiborg0099

    Are you Eric Cartman from that episode on the Maury show?

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