This just turned from Pizza Crimes to straight up Pizza Horrors
v0xx0m
The pizza quality gradient from NY to PA is steep
Amish_Warl0rd
As a Pa native, I renounce them. This shit looks terrible
TheHarlemHellfighter
To think, there’s a whole town in PA committing crimes like this DAILY 😂
purracane
That’s not a pizza crime, that’s a pizza sin
Bdowns_770
Oof. That’s just bad.
Filthiest_Tleilaxu
Ew!
Spaceship7328
This looks like mutant ravioli
Interesting-Emu5954
Nothing good happens north of hershey
Armeldir
I’d try it
zelpin
For anyone not from PA i saved you a google for the description.
Crust The crust is made of a Sicilian-style pizza dough, giving the pie a thick and soft crust. Instead of the larger pie-like wedges typical of many pizza styles, Altoona Hotel pizza is typically cut into squares.
Cheese While originally topped with Velveeta, Altoona-style pizza is popularly topped with yellow processed cheeseknown as American cheese. The yellow squares of American cheese are a staple of this dish, used instead of the mozzarella or provolone common to other styles of pizza.
Toppings The traditional toppings included on a slice of Altoona-style pizza are a sliced green bell pepper and cooked deli style salami with peppercorns, notable for being underneath the pizza’s cheese topping.
Sacojerico
What in the hell
PlaxicoCN
Didn’t everyone make this at home when they were a kid? Spaghetti sauce, English muffins and whatever cheese you had? Not a crime, but I would never pay for it at a restaurant.
JayyyyyBoogie
Altoona style pizza is proof that God hates us.
DIJames6
That entire place needs to be eradicated..
CoolAbdul
I’d eat it.
Soithascometothistoo
Record number of officers retired from the force because of this.
WrightAnythingHere
I think you mean Altoona Style Instant Garbage Filler.
phredbull
That’s not pizza, it’s some stoner creation made w/leftover pizza.
steeze206
I guarantee this town is full of people who serve their pasta and sauce separately like heathens.
smoked_retarded
That’s not a style, that’s poverty pizza, I know my funk soul brother chef struggle muffin.
ConditionsCloudy
I used to live in PA and yes, this was shocking and yes, it is bad.
But… on rare occasion it hits just right and I enjoyed it in a school cafeteria rectangle pizza kind of way.
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aunt oona from altoona
This just turned from Pizza Crimes to straight up Pizza Horrors
The pizza quality gradient from NY to PA is steep
As a Pa native, I renounce them. This shit looks terrible
To think, there’s a whole town in PA committing crimes like this DAILY 😂
That’s not a pizza crime, that’s a pizza sin
Oof. That’s just bad.
Ew!
This looks like mutant ravioli
Nothing good happens north of hershey
I’d try it
For anyone not from PA i saved you a google for the description.
Crust The crust is made of a Sicilian-style pizza dough, giving the pie a thick and soft crust. Instead of the larger pie-like wedges typical of many pizza styles, Altoona Hotel pizza is typically cut into squares.
Cheese While originally topped with Velveeta, Altoona-style pizza is popularly topped with yellow processed cheeseknown as American cheese. The yellow squares of American cheese are a staple of this dish, used instead of the mozzarella or provolone common to other styles of pizza.
Toppings The traditional toppings included on a slice of Altoona-style pizza are a sliced green bell pepper and cooked deli style salami with peppercorns, notable for being underneath the pizza’s cheese topping.
What in the hell
Didn’t everyone make this at home when they were a kid? Spaghetti sauce, English muffins and whatever cheese you had? Not a crime, but I would never pay for it at a restaurant.
Altoona style pizza is proof that God hates us.
That entire place needs to be eradicated..
I’d eat it.
Record number of officers retired from the force because of this.
I think you mean Altoona Style Instant Garbage Filler.
That’s not pizza, it’s some stoner creation made w/leftover pizza.
I guarantee this town is full of people who serve their pasta and sauce separately like heathens.
That’s not a style, that’s poverty pizza, I know my funk soul brother chef struggle muffin.
I used to live in PA and yes, this was shocking and yes, it is bad.
But… on rare occasion it hits just right and I enjoyed it in a school cafeteria rectangle pizza kind of way.