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Why do all crimes have this weird cream cheese?
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Why do all crimes have this weird cream cheese?


Why do all crimes have this weird cream cheese?



by Depressi_Spagetti

14 Comments

  1. Equal_Article_2965

    I’ve tried one of these and the cream cheese actually makes it such a nightmare. Texture when cooking and eating is ass, too dense and heavy to stand more than 3 bites, and if you fuck up with sealing it the cheese can leak over everything and off the pan depending on the size.

  2. felipelacerdar

    The cream cheese in brazil is different from the US. Its quite salty and we only put on salty things, never on sweets. It tastes NOTHING like the American version. So most people thinking these pizzas would taste terrible, maybe they would be surprised how different they taste from what they’ve expected. I’ve seen this reaction with my own eyes.

    [https://texasdebrazil.com/recipes/homemade-cream-cheese-recipe-requeijao-from-brazil/](https://texasdebrazil.com/recipes/homemade-cream-cheese-recipe-requeijao-from-brazil/)

  3. rite_of_truth

    We’ve seen all sorts of crimes here, man. Some don’t have cream cheese.

  4. danfish_77

    I had always assumed it was mayo, knowing it’s cheese is a relief actually

  5. Sonia-Nevermind

    Because psychopaths in Brazil love their requeijao and they put it on everything.

  6. deathvalley200_exo

    Please tell me the white sauce isn’t mayonnaise.

  7. No_Run5849

    Brazil always bastardizes every recipe that fall in their hands with that weird cheese.

  9. CaptServo

    it’s closer to Laughing Cow than american cream cheese, but also still very much its own thing.

  10. YourstrullyK

    Catupiry is a cheese in itself, it isn’t cream cheese

  11. ShiftyState

    This is probably the least weird Brazilian pizza I’ve seen on here. It’s got cheese, sauce, some meats, and… basil maybe?

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