Your walk-in might become a lab for exploring new physics so watch out for that.
bene_gesserit_mitch
That’s too cold to cry in.
zigaliciousone
You guys recently hire Bobby Drake for prep?
eddiesmom
Nah, our super picky Health Inspector would say “welllll you’re stretching it”
Chlorofom
Coldest place in the known universe is -450f, you’ve beaten that quite comprehensively.
UniqueIndividual3579
No, but a lot of physicists will want to break your legs for achieving -2571 Kelvin.
Accurate-System7951
I know some physicists that would pay good money for this.
ihatetheplaceilive
You’re only an order of magnitude colder than the temperature that all molecular motion stops. Health department will probably still find something wrong with it though.
Hennabott96
Why freeze seafood for 7 days at -whatever, when you can freeze them for 7 seconds at -5089.7!? Parasites hate this one simple trick
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Anyone who goes in there is going to die instantly. Could be considered involuntary manslaughter.
You’re gonna want to pull that turkey for Thanksgiving 2396 today if you want it to thaw in time
A tad
Someone from the Midwest is sitting in there drinking a highlife while wearing shorts.
Yo where you at? I wanna freeze myself at your place, then wake me up somewhere around 2500.
Too cold and it broke the laws of physics
I mean, that’s in the realm of non-entropy.
Should be undetectable by the God Emperor in that null chamber.
That’s ten times 0 Kelvin, lmao. The software shouldn’t even allow it to go below -459
Ahhh risklimiter v3 in all its glory. Would you happen to work for a boujee grocery store? Lmao
Fourteen times colder than Uranus but on the upside if you thaw now, in 2124 you can advertise 100 year aged steaks.
Gotta love RiskLimiter
I’m unsure on the conversion, but I think that’s around 3°c so should be fine 👍
You could build a quantum computer in there.
Yes at that temperature you risk your vegetables freezing
Reefer tech here. Sensor head is shorted or open. Call a tech to replace the sensor bulb. Usually an easy 15 min fix.
..That or your box broke the laws of physics
Perfect temperature for zeroing out the stank of those safety rips. 🤪
-5,089.7 F = -2845.389 C = -2572.239 K
might be a bit too low
Are you on fucking Hoth? Where’s the the Bantha you cut open to stuff Luke into?
still warmer than my ex’s heart
You started The Day After Tomorrow in the walk in
[Could be worse](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl2JnXjwWBM).
The semiconductor room temperature in question:
Your walk-in might become a lab for exploring new physics so watch out for that.
That’s too cold to cry in.
You guys recently hire Bobby Drake for prep?
Nah, our super picky Health Inspector would say “welllll you’re stretching it”
Coldest place in the known universe is -450f, you’ve beaten that quite comprehensively.
No, but a lot of physicists will want to break your legs for achieving -2571 Kelvin.
I know some physicists that would pay good money for this.
You’re only an order of magnitude colder than the temperature that all molecular motion stops. Health department will probably still find something wrong with it though.
Why freeze seafood for 7 days at -whatever, when you can freeze them for 7 seconds at -5089.7!? Parasites hate this one simple trick
I think the txv is bad! 🤣😂