The ‘mega’ (it’s not, it had 7 chips and no black pudding, but I couldn’t be bothered to argue) My Café (that’s the name, it’s not actually mine) Wroxham, Norfolk. £12.95 including tea and toast.

It was okay, some of the mushroom were cooked to within an inch of Thier lives, the sausages were both burnt and anemic and right on the edge of being hot right through. Tea was decent. There is bacon under there somewhere.