See, **this** is when Portillo’s is your best option
mooncrane606
Are those raw green peppers?
BoysLinuses
You’ve got a lot to learn about this town, sweetie.
BlueBird884
Is that roast beef? This looks like a French dip to me.
quicksilver53
That bread looks like imitation crab meat
Opposite_Resource_53
The word “take” is putting in a lot of work.
glomeaeon
Everything is wrong about that.
If an Italian Beef Sandwich is Chicago,
This is like one alley in all of Michigan Ave where you can smell the perfumes and food smells being piped out of the fancy buildings, then get mugged by homeless Nam Vet with a glass eye.
Point is: Looks ight but INCORRECT, AND it tastes like garbage.
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See, **this** is when Portillo’s is your best option
Are those raw green peppers?
You’ve got a lot to learn about this town, sweetie.
Is that roast beef? This looks like a French dip to me.
That bread looks like imitation crab meat
The word “take” is putting in a lot of work.
Everything is wrong about that.
If an Italian Beef Sandwich is Chicago,
This is like one alley in all of Michigan Ave where you can smell the perfumes and food smells being piped out of the fancy buildings, then get mugged by homeless Nam Vet with a glass eye.
Point is: Looks ight but INCORRECT, AND it tastes like garbage.