My day is ruined and my disappointment is immeasurable
The pebble ice. The parsley?? The tuna. The light. The stop sign. The thick ass albacore. The scoring on the yellowtail. What in the fat hell
by kylesboobs
25 Comments
Isgrimnur
r/WeWantPlates would enjoy it.
Danobing
It’s nice to know poached egg expeditor guy landed on his feet.
NapClub
Stop is right.
SoapboxHouse
Okay, I thought the “deconstructed” plating style was wiggity wack back in the 90’s but what the Instagram fuck is this? Lol
Edit:the plating aside, who the fuck is gonna enjoy biting into the portion sizing? Gross
mr_diggory
I am tremendously upset by the scoring on the yellowtail, especially because I only came here to be excited to see mackerel on the plate, only to find out that’s not mackerel.
kittenshart85
rui(ned)be
olivinebean
I’m enjoying the half leaf of basil that’s just barely involved
gusdagrilla
I am not one to complain anywhere I eat out but this genuinely would have me going
#excuse me, what the hell is going on here
machobiscuit
The food must suck. If it was good, you wouldn’t need to do all this bullshit. Just my free ( and barely worth it!) opinion.
oneloneolive
Be honest, did a child do this?
sugarsafoodgroup
What collection of words is required to force this into existence??
consumeshroomz
I’d eat it but I’d hate myself
OldAF1975
Was it delicious? Was the sashimi fresh? I’m here to eat, and all presentation aside the food’s the bottom line. Yeah, it looks like Karen’s front lawn on Halloween but if it’s really good I couldn’t give 2 shits. If they want $100 for it get fucked for sure.
Filkopter
Wait. WTF am I seeing? 👀🤯
KinkyQuesadilla
Lutefisk!!!!
Oh, wait……….
SavinaDDD
Is it Basil or baby spinach and what is it doing?
SavinaDDD
I guess the sign says it all.
Glum-Complex676
I find this visually upsetting.
General-Heart4787
I thought the yellowtail was lutefisk for a second there. My brain could actually smell it, lol.
TheeKrustyKitten
*PSA FOR THE CONFUSED*
I’m not defending this abomination! however iirc I it’s in reference to the community driven goldfish tank/puddle that was formed on the ground from a leaking fire hydrant in some big city (NYC?)
I can put up with a lot but I would walk out on this one
iwannaddr2afi
I’m actually thrilled. Food is art and sometimes art comes in the form of dark comedy.
scfw0x0f
Why the stop sign?
CranberrySchnapps
Looks like a mouse took a shit on your middle school diorama.
DGriff421
I would have slowly got up out of my seat, pushed in my chair, gently folded the napkin, and set it down…. then ran for my fucking life. This person who came up with this plating is a murderous psychopath that needs professional help. Run OP, get out of there!
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r/WeWantPlates would enjoy it.
It’s nice to know poached egg expeditor guy landed on his feet.
Stop is right.
Okay, I thought the “deconstructed” plating style was wiggity wack back in the 90’s but what the Instagram fuck is this? Lol
Edit:the plating aside, who the fuck is gonna enjoy biting into the portion sizing? Gross
I am tremendously upset by the scoring on the yellowtail, especially because I only came here to be excited to see mackerel on the plate, only to find out that’s not mackerel.
rui(ned)be
I’m enjoying the half leaf of basil that’s just barely involved
I am not one to complain anywhere I eat out but this genuinely would have me going
#excuse me, what the hell is going on here
The food must suck. If it was good, you wouldn’t need to do all this bullshit. Just my free ( and barely worth it!) opinion.
Be honest, did a child do this?
What collection of words is required to force this into existence??
I’d eat it but I’d hate myself
Was it delicious? Was the sashimi fresh? I’m here to eat, and all presentation aside the food’s the bottom line. Yeah, it looks like Karen’s front lawn on Halloween but if it’s really good I couldn’t give 2 shits. If they want $100 for it get fucked for sure.
Wait. WTF am I seeing? 👀🤯
Lutefisk!!!!
Oh, wait……….
Is it Basil or baby spinach and what is it doing?
I guess the sign says it all.
I find this visually upsetting.
I thought the yellowtail was lutefisk for a second there. My brain could actually smell it, lol.
*PSA FOR THE CONFUSED*
I’m not defending this abomination! however iirc I it’s in reference to the community driven goldfish tank/puddle that was formed on the ground from a leaking fire hydrant in some big city (NYC?)
edit: yes it was NYC, Brooklyn specifically.
https://youtu.be/KScP29Xy9Mo?si=lnff9MiYg8h9UhTc
I can put up with a lot but I would walk out on this one
I’m actually thrilled. Food is art and sometimes art comes in the form of dark comedy.
Why the stop sign?
Looks like a mouse took a shit on your middle school diorama.
I would have slowly got up out of my seat, pushed in my chair, gently folded the napkin, and set it down…. then ran for my fucking life. This person who came up with this plating is a murderous psychopath that needs professional help. Run OP, get out of there!