Bro, look at picture two! That’s not even cooked all the way. Your pizza was 100% made by someone who was either very very high, someone who was working their very first day, or an actual child.
But either way a Pizza Crime has been committed against you and the PBI has opened an investigation.
You can expect a couple gentlemen with Pizza Badges to show up to your house tomorrow morning.
Don’t worry, you can rest assured that nobody escapes the long arm of the Pizza Law.
Pizza Justice is a dish best served hot and fresh.
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That’s pretty bad dog distribution
so much *what* was used??
Wait, is that even stuffed crust? I kinda assumed it was but I don’t see cheese in the crust
yeah, whoever shaped that doesn’t know how to stretch dog.
https://i.redd.it/87hx5l92065e1.gif
I’m sorry, too much what?
sad slice
Bro, look at picture two! That’s not even cooked all the way. Your pizza was 100% made by someone who was either very very high, someone who was working their very first day, or an actual child.
But either way a Pizza Crime has been committed against you and the PBI has opened an investigation.
You can expect a couple gentlemen with Pizza Badges to show up to your house tomorrow morning.
Don’t worry, you can rest assured that nobody escapes the long arm of the Pizza Law.
Pizza Justice is a dish best served hot and fresh.