Five guys always slaps, even when the picture don’t

by rangusmcdangus69

30 Comments

  1. CbBrown1988

    Overrated and extremely overpriced. Just my opinion but glad you enjoy it my friend.

  2. ShitblizzardRUs

    I love five guys but I just don’t have the money anymore. Maybe 7 years ago when I regularly went during lunch. It’s a treat when I go but I need a consistently cheap good burger for my wallet

  3. BeeTime6007

    My Wife banned me from 5 Guys. Too expensive.

    I do enjoy their burgers though. Good quality meat.

  4. WalterWhiteofWallst

    Giving tht burger CPR god damn its not running away

  5. oswaldking71wastaken

    Five guys, it ain’t cheap, doesn’t look that good. But it’s one hell of a burger and fries

    Probably my favorite burger franchise

  6. Ancient-Ad-9725

    Yeah this is an ugly one but its always good. 

  7. Responsible_Cry_6691

    The burger looks like it’s cold and soggy but Ik it SLAPPED!!!

  8. AldruhnHobo

    They’re okay. After the first bite though you’re using a fork.

  9. Ok-Weird-4355

    Haven’t had five guys in 3 years. I need to make a trip soon. My problem is I have to drive by shake shack to get there

  10. Any chance of a weekly ‘I bought this burger’ megathread?

  11. Overpriced slop, the buns disintegrate the burgers aren’t that good, and two pounds of mediocre fries aren’t worth it

  12. It’s sad that they don’t even salt their patties. It’d be so much better if they did.

  13. Northbound_Trayn

    They suck BAD out by me, check the Crocker ratings. Yet, I used to live near the one by Fox River Mall and that one was bomb.

  14. moles-on-parade

    I’ve got a Five Guys not even a mile and a half down the road. But to get there I hafta drive past a Habit and two outstanding indie burger joints (one of which is attached to a brewery). Just can’t justify it. But twenty years ago they were the shiiiiiiit. ❤️

  15. blackmagicm666

    I worked there for a time in my younger years before it was real popular. I just gotta say.. it doesnt always slap. You gotta make sure to toast the buns perfectly and drain the water out of the mushrooms well. Fries CAN NOT- BE REHEATED. Nor can you salt them anymore if there is too much salt in the bin. A perfect fry is mashpotatoe on the inside crispy on the outside and also. F^”k you Jeremy for taking the tomatoe i put on the burger and asking “are you sure you put the tomatoe on the burger?” — yes i made it — i know its on there–. You made me lose a promotion you twat.

  16. HereiAm2PartyBoys

    It slaps but it’s so expensive AND the messiest falling apart ass borrghir 🍔ever. I mean I get literally everything on it including mustard ketchup mayo and steak sauce and including onions and grilled onions among the other veggies—just to show that by everything I mean everything. It yeah after 2 bites my hands are a mess the food is all over my lap in the car I’m cussing at shit and shit’s on my shifter. All of a sudden everyone on the road goes full retard. It’s delicious juices soaking into my car seat. Fucking bullshit.

    But it’s all good because while they cook it I chug experimental lemonades from their amazing soda machine that has infinite options. Love that thing that’s so fucking cool dude the peach lemonade, orange lemonade which I can’t believe no one ever thought of before, so good! And of course you gotta get down a carton or 2 of the peanuts because there’s no way I’m eating peanuts while driving and when I take them home
    I always just forget about them and throw em away later because I don’t feel like cracking shells rn

  17. Dear_Bumblebee_1986

    Look at that hand! A true burger lover paw.

  18. KyRoberts

    Yes, always slaps the money out of my hands and I usually feel buyers remorse.

  19. Damn bro , no one’s going to steal it from you . Ease up .

  20. Nutshell_92

    I really dislike them. Way too expensive for what you get lmao

  21. HighlandHeathen

    I dont hate them like I used to. But they would be MUCH better if they seasoned their beef.

  22. Lost_soul_ryan

    I wish I could justify the price, but that does look good.

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