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Saw this monstrosity on Facebook


I mean I guess it wouldn’t be horrible but there’s a lot going on here

by gbeamer7

38 Comments

  1. Null_Singularity_0

    Not sure. I’m going to have to eat the entire thing to determine whether or not this is a crime.

  3. DrLager

    This looks like a parody of Italian Americans from New Jersey. That’s saying a lot

  7. dandelionhoney97

    Where can I get it from? 😋👀

  9. Boondocsaint11

    The only crime I’m seeing is you posting this in Pizza Crimes.

  10. CzechCzar

    That’s not a crime that’s a symphony right there

  11. Evil__eye737

    Holy shit ive never seen crime look so enticing before

  12. Nadia_LaMariposa

    Will need to taste test the whole thing first!

  14. Hold_Effective

    Now I have strong nostalgia for my college town pizzeria that had garlic knot crust. Cheese, fresh tomatoes, and garlic knot crust. 😢

    (Convinced the town was actually founded by ex-NYers, because it had 3 pizzerias (2 of them pretty good), great bagels, and great coffee.)

  15. Zv_-

    I’ll have the ravioli half, who is splitting this with me?

  17. xtremitys

    I think the crime here is looking too delicious

  18. ToastThing

    I would say this looks like a crime with all the gratuity but I’d eat the fuck outta that

  19. Short_Purple_6003

    If that looked any better, someone would try to fuck it.

  20. hobbitsespocketses

    looks incredible go get ya eyes checked

  21. Lord-Glorfindel

    Order more so we can enter them into evidence for the trial.

  22. vegienomnomking

    This be one of them white collar high class crimes like insider trading.

  23. notyourblue

    Why are putting whole entrees on our pizza now 🫢

  24. lmVerySad

    I want it

    Literally recreating it right as we speak

  25. Rhythmalist

    I’m stoned and this sounds effing amazing

  28. ThatOneChiGuy

    The real crime is not sharing where I can buy this

  30. AliyahandSter

    Oh idk I’d definitely get caught eating this

  31. kd8qdz

    This is not a pizza crime.

    it is a pizza cry for help.

  33. dogfishfrostbite

    OP how dare you suggest this isn’t amazing.

  34. Minute-Pomelo9302

    That actually looks delicious af.

  35. Educational_Bed_242

    Is this at a restaurant? I want ten of them right now

  36. whatsbobgonnado

    is that buffalo sauce and fries cheese curds? I want it in me 

  37. JUICYbuffet69

    It looks ugly but I bet that tasted amazing especially the vodka sauce lol

  38. Pancakesandcows

    It might be a pizza crime, but it’s a delicious crime.

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