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by Serious_Jeweler8780

26 Comments

  1. Supersecretloverboy

    I say a dildo. That way, someone in the kitchen says some dumb shit, *BAM*, 6 inches to the face

  2. serendipitousevent

    Get a spoon. They’ll never see it coming.

  3. pnmartini

    Need one of those 80’s knockoff Rambo survival knives. With the compass, of course.

  4. sanctimoniousmods_FU

    Microplane. Unless you zest, it’s all in jest.

  5. meddleman

    get a Fackelmann peeler (sparschäler).

    yes the really spindly looking one.
    no, not the weird ergonomic looking home kitchen ones.

    You have not peeled until you’ve used one those things. And they’ll survive the damn sun burning out.

  6. you know… theres nothing a sawzall can’t get through. Just sayin.

  7. Skate_faced

    Dishwasher sarcastically: My will to live if there was any left.

    Chef: Or the knife you broke could go in there

    Dishwasher: Touche’

  8. MaximilianClarke

    Get a beater. Your knives are too beautiful. You need one you can drop or open a can with. Get a 2nd hand wusthof

  9. The_donutmancer

    On one hand, nakiri knife. My nakiri is my favorite & probably my most used knife. On the other hand, have you considered the utility of a Glock 19?

  10. Running_Out_Of_Jokes

    Ngl a beater that you could genuinely not care if it was dropped tip first. I mean that or a microplain

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