Just one space leftby Serious_Jeweler8780 26 Comments dublinro 10 months ago Get a good semi flexible boning knife Supersecretloverboy 10 months ago I say a dildo. That way, someone in the kitchen says some dumb shit, *BAM*, 6 inches to the face serendipitousevent 10 months ago Get a spoon. They’ll never see it coming. pnmartini 10 months ago Need one of those 80’s knockoff Rambo survival knives. With the compass, of course. sucobe 10 months ago Veggie ramp sanctimoniousmods_FU 10 months ago Microplane. Unless you zest, it’s all in jest. RobotDeathSquad 10 months ago Highly recommend a Nakiri style knife. TheSwedish-Fish 10 months ago Vibrator. NeatWhiskeyPlease 10 months ago Poop knife. BabaKazimir 10 months ago Serious answer: Nakiri Joke answer: Tweezers wanderlustnw 10 months ago Gray Kunz saucing spoon. meddleman 10 months ago get a Fackelmann peeler (sparschäler).yes the really spindly looking one. no, not the weird ergonomic looking home kitchen ones.You have not peeled until you’ve used one those things. And they’ll survive the damn sun burning out. DanSan90 10 months ago A fillet knife, or an oyster shuckler 🦪 cheradine_zakalwe 10 months ago A $2 veg peeler thisbitishaaaard 10 months ago Sharpening steel August-Gardener 10 months ago Needle nose pliers LookAtThisGuyHere 10 months ago Honing rod? skiffles 10 months ago you know… theres nothing a sawzall can’t get through. Just sayin. Technicfault 10 months ago Mini t-rex grabby claw benbentheben 10 months ago A bunch of spoons! Skate_faced 10 months ago Dishwasher sarcastically: My will to live if there was any left.Chef: Or the knife you broke could go in thereDishwasher: Touche’ MaximilianClarke 10 months ago Get a beater. Your knives are too beautiful. You need one you can drop or open a can with. Get a 2nd hand wusthof JIMMYR0W 10 months ago Shank The_donutmancer 10 months ago On one hand, nakiri knife. My nakiri is my favorite & probably my most used knife. On the other hand, have you considered the utility of a Glock 19? Running_Out_Of_Jokes 10 months ago Ngl a beater that you could genuinely not care if it was dropped tip first. I mean that or a microplain DingusMacLeod 10 months ago Where’s your steel?Write A CommentYou must be logged in to post a comment.
Supersecretloverboy 10 months ago I say a dildo. That way, someone in the kitchen says some dumb shit, *BAM*, 6 inches to the face
pnmartini 10 months ago Need one of those 80’s knockoff Rambo survival knives. With the compass, of course.
meddleman 10 months ago get a Fackelmann peeler (sparschäler).yes the really spindly looking one. no, not the weird ergonomic looking home kitchen ones.You have not peeled until you’ve used one those things. And they’ll survive the damn sun burning out.
Skate_faced 10 months ago Dishwasher sarcastically: My will to live if there was any left.Chef: Or the knife you broke could go in thereDishwasher: Touche’
MaximilianClarke 10 months ago Get a beater. Your knives are too beautiful. You need one you can drop or open a can with. Get a 2nd hand wusthof
The_donutmancer 10 months ago On one hand, nakiri knife. My nakiri is my favorite & probably my most used knife. On the other hand, have you considered the utility of a Glock 19?
Running_Out_Of_Jokes 10 months ago Ngl a beater that you could genuinely not care if it was dropped tip first. I mean that or a microplain
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Get a good semi flexible boning knife
I say a dildo. That way, someone in the kitchen says some dumb shit, *BAM*, 6 inches to the face
Get a spoon. They’ll never see it coming.
Need one of those 80’s knockoff Rambo survival knives. With the compass, of course.
Veggie ramp
Microplane. Unless you zest, it’s all in jest.
Highly recommend a Nakiri style knife.
Vibrator.
Poop knife.
Serious answer: Nakiri
Joke answer: Tweezers
Gray Kunz saucing spoon.
get a Fackelmann peeler (sparschäler).
yes the really spindly looking one.
no, not the weird ergonomic looking home kitchen ones.
You have not peeled until you’ve used one those things. And they’ll survive the damn sun burning out.
A fillet knife, or an oyster shuckler 🦪
A $2 veg peeler
Sharpening steel
Needle nose pliers
Honing rod?
you know… theres nothing a sawzall can’t get through. Just sayin.
Mini t-rex grabby claw
A bunch of spoons!
Dishwasher sarcastically: My will to live if there was any left.
Chef: Or the knife you broke could go in there
Dishwasher: Touche’
Get a beater. Your knives are too beautiful. You need one you can drop or open a can with. Get a 2nd hand wusthof
Shank
On one hand, nakiri knife. My nakiri is my favorite & probably my most used knife. On the other hand, have you considered the utility of a Glock 19?
Ngl a beater that you could genuinely not care if it was dropped tip first. I mean that or a microplain
Where’s your steel?