In honor of the arrest of Luigi Mangione in Altoona, PA today, I present Altoona-Style Pizza: that’s a sheet pan pizza with hard salami, sliced raw bell peppers, and kraft singles.

by barcode2025

17 Comments

  1. PeaTasty9184

    I would try a slice…but you’re really stretching the concept of pizza here.

  2. PlaxicoCN

    Used to make something similar as a kid in the 6th grade. No way I would pay a restaurant to do it.

  3. TimpanogosSlim

    I’ve seen people say that they lived in Altoona for decades and never saw it, which is valid. Maybe just one place makes it.

    I understand that alabama white bbq sauce is a similar situation — someone was looking for unique sauces from each state and found some dude who uses a white sauce nobody ever heard of before.

  4. natethegreek

    fun fact, same area calls green peppers mangos.

  5. AssistanceLucky2392

    Altoona needs to be launched into the sun

  6. J0NNY_BEE

    🚔🚔🚔come out with your hands up🚔🚔🚔

  7. smiff8866

    Send in the troops. NATO, G7, The A Team, anyone who’s willing to fight this absolutely deplorable atrocity.

  8. Stressmove

    Cheese singles are for burgers or to devour one by one at 03:00 a.m. and for nothing else.

  9. ChiefWeedsmoke

    We should definitely make Dec. 4 Justice Day or something where we all eat Altoona-style pizza and sing the praises of those who take direct action against the owning class.

  10. peculiarparasitez

    It’s like something a toddler would make if you told them to make a pizza

  11. bluespringsbeer

    I can see why he would go to McDonalds instead in Altoona.

  12. Inedible-denim

    This is a worse crime than the CEO … thing …

    UNDER the jail!

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