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Thanksgiving Gobbler Pizza from Frederick, Maryland
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Thanksgiving Gobbler Pizza from Frederick, Maryland


Thanksgiving Gobbler Pizza from Frederick, Maryland

by Strangersoverfriends

40 Comments

  1. CharZero

    Oh god, the pink stuff. I would be all in if not for the pink stuff.

  2. Beatbox_bandit89

    You can’t just post this and not explain what the gelatinous goop is

  3. human-dancer

    Italians everywhere must be cursing the day you were born.

  4. shatterdaymorn

    Is gobbler another word for animal fetus?

  5. Dawg605

    WTF is that pink shit? Definitely a crime cuz pink goo should never go on a pizza.

  6. Ilikewaterandjuice

    What am I looking at beyond a nightmare?

  7. cheezhead1252

    Which place, I used. To work in Frederick and go up there a couple times a year from NOVA. I need to make sure this place is on the blacklist lol

  9. Unlikely_Try3848

    Pink stuff looks disturbing 🤨

  15. TheShadowOverBayside

    There is zero way that “cranberry aioli” isn’t secretly turkey pancreas and testicles

  16. adnaneely

    As a virginian i say this w/ ❤️, i thought that driving was the only thing that marylanders messed up, but this proves that md can ruin pizza too.

  17. Infamous-Accident501

    We need to send help to Maryland, apparently? Wtf is that abomination?

  18. SevenSeasClaw

    Dude I’m moving to Frederick next month, and now you do this on me?!

  19. mandatorypanda9317

    Ok but how was it cause I’m not too far from there lmao

  20. pbjames23

    Pig embryos are an underrated pizza topping.

  21. Careless-Race-9116

    Dave Portnoy would have a field day with this one

  22. smearnce6999

    I thought it was some kind of animal intestines

  23. LittleBoiFound

    Oh my god. What is that? WHAT IS THAT????

  25. North-Discount-5840

    I thought that was fucking intestines lol

  26. Modest-BlowFish

    Well, I know one place I am never fucking going.

  27. No-Yogurt5861

    ![gif](giphy|5T0jLPBbA3yjWCOxZl|downsized)

  29. ChefAsstastic

    W…t…f.

    ![gif](giphy|l0IypeKl9NJhPFMrK)

  32. wart_on_satans_dick

    Everything about this is a federal crime. Off to ADX Florence Supermax. The public and prison population isn’t safe.

  34. JiGoD

    I hate everything about this. I hate whoever made it, delivered it, ordered it, shared it….everyone. boooooooooooooooooo

    The only thing necessary for evil to triumph in the world is that good men do nothing…. need a deliveryman in a cape to toss this into the sun.

  36. Noahms456

    I live in Frederick and this crime ought to be shared in the subreddit. What heinous soul has blighted our good name?

  38. jzoller0

    Now that I know that the pink stuff is cranberry aioli, I think this might have “Hear Me Out…” status for me

  39. gronlandicrevision

    I live in Frederick, where is this from????

  40. HaloWhirled

    My first thought was newborn rats or mice…

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