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joesbagofdonuts
Yo… I’m just curious, what the actual fuck?
Cleercutter
What uh, what’s that stuff on top? Parmesan?
Visual-Reception-139
Did you just sprinkle the pine nuts on top? Like a garnish?
FlappyTurdBurglar
I prefer my food to not look like some sort of biological growth is happening on it.
headbanger1186
Foodporn because it looks like the chef had a good time with it.
DrDrexanPhd
I’m sorry my dude but your dish looks like you left it out on the counter for five weeks next to an open window.
Old_Location_7036
Bro forgot about it in the oven for about a week
dibbiluncan
I thought this was a bowl of magic mushrooms with mold growing on them. Sorry, but this doesn’t look appetizing at all.
bordboogaloo
Looks fantastic!
dainty_petal
Humm. Sir? Lady? Can I have some? It looks so good.
Sugary_skull
I’m sorry, but it looks like it’s topped with spider web.
INGWR
This probably looked really good like 14 weeks ago when it was made
TobyDaMan8894
Am I on @awfuleverything
fivefeetofawkward
With all due respect, what the actual fuck?
Boing26
Why is it covered in spider webs?
Unicorn_Punisher
Unless you’re going for a full blanket of cheese, use the microplane to get cheese fine enough to really emulsion into the sauce. Otherwise a courser cheese grater is good for the gramworthy foodporn pic.
getsuga_tenshu
I would try it. I love pasta.
Inevitable-Affect516
Has nobody here EVER seen grated parm like this? It’s extremely common where I am, even in Italian restaurants.
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Yo… I’m just curious, what the actual fuck?
What uh, what’s that stuff on top? Parmesan?
Did you just sprinkle the pine nuts on top? Like a garnish?
I prefer my food to not look like some sort of biological growth is happening on it.
Foodporn because it looks like the chef had a good time with it.
I’m sorry my dude but your dish looks like you left it out on the counter for five weeks next to an open window.
Bro forgot about it in the oven for about a week
I thought this was a bowl of magic mushrooms with mold growing on them. Sorry, but this doesn’t look appetizing at all.
Looks fantastic!
Humm. Sir? Lady? Can I have some? It looks so good.
I’m sorry, but it looks like it’s topped with spider web.
This probably looked really good like 14 weeks ago when it was made
Am I on @awfuleverything
With all due respect, what the actual fuck?
Why is it covered in spider webs?
Unless you’re going for a full blanket of cheese, use the microplane to get cheese fine enough to really emulsion into the sauce. Otherwise a courser cheese grater is good for the gramworthy foodporn pic.
I would try it. I love pasta.
Has nobody here EVER seen grated parm like this? It’s extremely common where I am, even in Italian restaurants.