I was in fact gonna knock it but then I remembered that I do enjoy pasta salad with mayo.
That being said, you’re on thin fucking ice
Locsnadou
No
SirStocksAlott
That mayo is expired…
GuyFromLI747
Not gonna lie this might be good.. I put Mayo in my Mac n cheese instead of butter and milk , this is no different
joacoper
Why is every cursed dish here have that fucking skeleton hand i swear
Good-Tea3481
What the fuck
Why the mayo , this is not a sandwich
lordaskington
This would be less distressing if you’d mixed it all together hot to glaze the noodles. Instead it looks like a crime scene, bones included
OkBarnacle6383
Yeah, no.
gimmeluvin
I’m calling the police
belte5252
Add a bunch of pepper and its a carbonara
Holiday_Loquat_717
More for you! Is your utensil a back scratcher?
Ihaveaface836
It’s midnight and I’m about to sleep and now I want to make instant noodles. I only ever want them at midnight. They look so good (ignoring the cheese and mayo)
digitalmediamaster
This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
Sandrark86
No. I don’t think I will try it.
probablyseriousmaybe
0 out of 10, would not try.
PsycoSilver
Okay but it already looks like there’s something mixed in with the base noodles. What is it?
bacon_247
… I think I’m gonna knock it
DadVap
I will do no such thing OP. I will knock it. I will. It try it.
mandatorypanda9317
Finally some actual shitty food on this sub. Bravo
iwannagohome49
Ill pass on the mayo but god help me the cheeze has me intrigued
Gwent-and-Football
Drop a pin right quick king

kawiz03

Never in my broke life have I resorted to basicly eating condiments for dinner
Shaneblaster
People outside of America I present to you ‘Cheese Wow!’
Wow. Americans eat this, including this American.
geoooleooo
Whenever my friends says “try this with mayo” i always throw up
cartercharles
I’m knocking it
qT_TpFace
☹️
VirusAutomatic2829
good god this is criminal
arayakim
OP, what did the Italians do to you to make you commit this act of culinary cruelty?
circlekay47

yentlequible
As a self-proclaimed garbage cheese expert, you really need the name-brand. Cheddar Easy Cheese. Overpriced, but tastes so much better. Yes, I’ll try this meal.
Thought it was ramen at first. What’s the base pasta?
shnanogans
omg please dont show the europeans this we dont need to give them ammo
UkranianNDaddy
Oddly enough. I used to make a chip dip with crushed ramen and cheese spray as its base. Throw in some chopped hot pickles and summer sausage and you’re all set.
lferry1919
That is a mighty big ask. I guarantee that’d be in and out of me looking exactly that same way in 30 minutes or less. No way I can digest that. Which, honestly, is probably fine. Human bodies don’t need most of the ingredients used in that dish.
But you do you, bud. This way, no one will ever steal your food from the fridge. So….silver lining.
39 Comments
This belongs in r/pasta
I was in fact gonna knock it but then I remembered that I do enjoy pasta salad with mayo.
That being said, you’re on thin fucking ice
No
That mayo is expired…
Not gonna lie this might be good.. I put Mayo in my Mac n cheese instead of butter and milk , this is no different
Why is every cursed dish here have that fucking skeleton hand i swear
What the fuck
Why the mayo , this is not a sandwich
This would be less distressing if you’d mixed it all together hot to glaze the noodles. Instead it looks like a crime scene, bones included
Yeah, no.
I’m calling the police
Add a bunch of pepper and its a carbonara
More for you! Is your utensil a back scratcher?
It’s midnight and I’m about to sleep and now I want to make instant noodles. I only ever want them at midnight. They look so good (ignoring the cheese and mayo)
This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
No. I don’t think I will try it.
0 out of 10, would not try.
Okay but it already looks like there’s something mixed in with the base noodles. What is it?
… I think I’m gonna knock it
I will do no such thing OP. I will knock it. I will. It try it.
Finally some actual shitty food on this sub. Bravo
Ill pass on the mayo but god help me the cheeze has me intrigued
Drop a pin right quick king


Never in my broke life have I resorted to basicly eating condiments for dinner
People outside of America I present to you ‘Cheese Wow!’
Wow. Americans eat this, including this American.
Whenever my friends says “try this with mayo” i always throw up
I’m knocking it
☹️
good god this is criminal
OP, what did the Italians do to you to make you commit this act of culinary cruelty?

As a self-proclaimed garbage cheese expert, you really need the name-brand. Cheddar Easy Cheese. Overpriced, but tastes so much better. Yes, I’ll try this meal.
Thought it was ramen at first. What’s the base pasta?
omg please dont show the europeans this we dont need to give them ammo
Oddly enough. I used to make a chip dip with crushed ramen and cheese spray as its base. Throw in some chopped hot pickles and summer sausage and you’re all set.
That is a mighty big ask. I guarantee that’d be in and out of me looking exactly that same way in 30 minutes or less. No way I can digest that. Which, honestly, is probably fine. Human bodies don’t need most of the ingredients used in that dish.
But you do you, bud. This way, no one will ever steal your food from the fridge. So….silver lining.
post a pic of your arm. for research purposes
Get help

I’ve been that high and poor exactly twice
Why do the noodles look so WET