Family meal out. All of our plates looked like this.
I can hear the British cuisine jokes already. This is exactly the sort of shit that gives our food a bad rep.
by Linthoughts
36 Comments
sarduchi
At least the meat pie wasn’t boiled?
teddehyirra
Look at them hand scooped mashed taters!
cosmicreggae
Were the potatoes mashed by hand?
DadsBigHonker
Who the f*** mashed it down with all four fingers?
I_might_be_weasel
The finger marks on the potatoes are probably at the top of my concern list.
DrummerElectronic733
Literally looks like someone scooped up a wad of mash and slopped it in the plate, dragged the hand backwards to try to get rid of the mash on the fingers, then poured gravy and microwaved.
Idgaf if it was with gloves that’s deplorable for a paid meal.
marysIetter
wont lie id go crazy on this plate.
MegamindsMegaCock

Gloomy-Restaurant-42
That gravy is thinner than the book listing Liz Truss’s accomplishments as PM.
That gravy is thinner than Kate Moss on the horse.
That gravy is thinner than the chance of England winning a World Cup this decade.
Hauntedgooselover
Why? Are you guys in mourning or something?
0thethethe0
Needs peas
Salnugs
I used my good hand with the taters
sweetmotherofodin
Piggy dipping the mashed taters is wild
REDDIT_A_Troll_Forum
Is that an old cigarette 🚬 on top that stuff on the right. I dont even know wtf 😒 to call that on the right😆…
hunterbecton
My germs!
jerrythecactus
Bro who fingered your taters?
eskimofo-joe
Is that a half a roach on the meat pie?
lokisilvertongue
Take my strong hand!
Zhaneranger
It’s not even the beige everything, not the gravy over everything.
It’s the freakin hand print
Hot-Tone-7495
Honestly I’ve been looking at this for 5 minutes thinking, maybe it’s just an unfortunate utensil design. But no I’m so sorry those have to be finger marks. I would have sent that shit back
jss58
“Knuckled Potatoes”
Successful-Beach-216
Definitely housemade
yoursweetremedy
Hell no.
HTD-Vintage
Are you in the UK, Canada or Utah?
rts93
I always find that I don’t get enough sauce/gravy at restaurants. Now this looks more like it.
AgenteCero420
That personal touch is what separates them!
vincet79
Why is no one mentioning the cigarette the cook will be looking for on their next break?
veronicaAc
Did someone dish out and then smash those potatoes into your plate with their gd hand?!? 😂
eddydio
PROPER MASH INNIT
xcalcif3r
I would tell them to take it back to kitchen and just leave lol
JamesFrancosSeed
I would just leave and not say anything
TheLightningSolstice
The finger marks have made me laugh embarrassingly hard. Thank you.
Herzyr
Poop rash looking thing aside, would demolish
VexTheTielfling
If they had gloves on and I saw it happen I honestly wouldn’t mind
North-Drink-7250
Those are fingers in your mash
Really_Fun_YaYa
Oh man, I would so send that back, those fingerprints are disgustingly AF! I would not eat that at all….. yuck. Who scoops out mashed potatoes with their fingers, that is SICK!
36 Comments
At least the meat pie wasn’t boiled?
Look at them hand scooped mashed taters!
Were the potatoes mashed by hand?
Who the f*** mashed it down with all four fingers?
The finger marks on the potatoes are probably at the top of my concern list.
Literally looks like someone scooped up a wad of mash and slopped it in the plate, dragged the hand backwards to try to get rid of the mash on the fingers, then poured gravy and microwaved.
Idgaf if it was with gloves that’s deplorable for a paid meal.
wont lie id go crazy on this plate.

That gravy is thinner than the book listing Liz Truss’s accomplishments as PM.
That gravy is thinner than Kate Moss on the horse.
That gravy is thinner than the chance of England winning a World Cup this decade.
Why? Are you guys in mourning or something?
Needs peas
I used my good hand with the taters
Piggy dipping the mashed taters is wild
Is that an old cigarette 🚬 on top that stuff on the right. I dont even know wtf 😒 to call that on the right😆…
My germs!
Bro who fingered your taters?
Is that a half a roach on the meat pie?
Take my strong hand!
It’s not even the beige everything, not the gravy over everything.
It’s the freakin hand print
Honestly I’ve been looking at this for 5 minutes thinking, maybe it’s just an unfortunate utensil design. But no I’m so sorry those have to be finger marks. I would have sent that shit back
“Knuckled Potatoes”
Definitely housemade
Hell no.
Are you in the UK, Canada or Utah?
I always find that I don’t get enough sauce/gravy at restaurants. Now this looks more like it.
That personal touch is what separates them!
Why is no one mentioning the cigarette the cook will be looking for on their next break?
Did someone dish out and then smash those potatoes into your plate with their gd hand?!? 😂
PROPER MASH INNIT
I would tell them to take it back to kitchen and just leave lol
I would just leave and not say anything
The finger marks have made me laugh embarrassingly hard. Thank you.
Poop rash looking thing aside, would demolish
If they had gloves on and I saw it happen I honestly wouldn’t mind
Those are fingers in your mash
Oh man, I would so send that back, those fingerprints are disgustingly AF! I would not eat that at all….. yuck. Who scoops out mashed potatoes with their fingers, that is SICK!